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How about a class action suit against the spiral notebook makers for the pain and suffering? Any of you righties don't understand, try resting your wrist on one of those binders while trying to write in a right handed designed desk with your elbow floating out in mid air while the professor rambles at warped speed!:S



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Nah.... An all out revolution sounds better....

First Notebooks.....
then we'll make am all use left handed scissors...
Eventually, they will be OUR subjects and will cater to our EVERY WHIM..
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First Notebooks.....
then we'll make am all use left handed scissors...
Eventually, they will be OUR subjects and will cater to our EVERY WHIM..



We should really save the left handed scissors for when they are screaming for mercy. You know, just to torture them a little more. Then you have them as putty in your hands.

I know it sounds devious, but let's face it, they have been fucking with us for years!:P



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Lefty here too. I agree to damn spiral notebooks, erasabel pens, most scissors, sitting to the right of righties at the dinner table, right handed golf clubs, and other things that are just a pain in the ass.:P

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Um, but, unique implies a certain amount of exclusivity, so certainly any trait that 10% of the population has can't fairly be called unique. Anyway, some scientists believe that handedness is actually equally distributed, but a large portion of natural lefties are taught to favor the right.

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actually equally distributed, but a large portion of natural lefties are taught to favor the right



Which makes one wonder if all those converted righties sit in bed at nite wondering if they are really lefties in a righty body....


or is that supposed to be righties in a lefty body?


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but a large portion of natural lefties are taught to favor the right.
why do you think society is the way it is?:)those left/rights are all in mental hospitals now. They are trying to lock us up. I say down with Righty...LOL
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I always llike to go into righties room and move just one item everyday til they lose thier mind.
I had one guy freaked out. I awlys moved his refridgerator; I would pull it away form the wall about 3 inches and spin it about two inches. he would lose it. I didnt tell him it was me until I was leaving. (2 years later) I did it almost everyday. He was freaked out!;)
the best they come up with is using my mouse. Childs Play I tell ya!
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Any one ever get back to their desk and found that a rightie has been using their computer and left the mouse pad and mouse on the right side of the keyboard????



Your kidding right? I always thought that what made lefties so cool was their ability to use things made for right handed people.

You actually have your mouse on the left side of your keyboard. *points and laughs*

Did you have your rig modified so you could pull with your left hand too? Hehe...;):DB|

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Yeah, I left my mouse on the right also. I've just gotten used to manuvering it with my right hand. I don't know how, though....I can't do ANYTHING else with my right hand.
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I go either way with my mouse. for work, it's usually on the right, but if I play a game (Tribes) it's on the left.
Being in tech support, the one thing that always screws me up is when a lefty will switch the mouse clicks.
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I took it for granted that as a leftie you used your right hand for loads of things - driving, mouse etc,(skydiving??) etc.

It would be quite fun to see a left handed skydiving rig - BOC opposite way round, cutaway and reserve swapped!
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You actually have your mouse on the left side of your keyboard. *points and laughs*
I dont like the mouse on the left side actually.
I use alot of Group computers and the whole switching of the mouse just bugs me.
but when i was younger my mutha bought a car(puegeot) it was all backwards left handed/european.
I loved watching her, and anyone who drove it, have a hemmorage while they drive.
left turn...there go the windshiel wipers. "hey ma, why dont you try the turn signal?'
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I think us lefties are more adaptable than the wussbag righties. Let's face it, we live in a society geared toward right handedness. So we have had to overcome the adversity and learn to use our right hands. If you drive a standard in this country the stick shift is on the right. Thank God the clutch is at least on the left! I think we deserve special government funding and I think our country should be more tolerant of lefties!



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Confession of a righty,

Ain't peer pressure a bitch, yeah i was willing to esperiment, what the hell we all have one but somehow it's just more fashionable to u s e y o u r right. So i did, sick of the torment of ugly inkstains i followed in line. That was until yesterday when my left jumped up and tryed to strangle me and shit thats it i thought im using my left. Now im training my left to catch up.... free the left hands....la resistance! Left and right ands together.

:S:P

Or something

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