Hazards of Drinking

[TheAnvil 0]

Warning: not for the faint of heart

http://fun.drno.de/flash/beer.swf

Keep the sound low if you're @ work.

Vinny the Anvil

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[turtlespeed 226]

*sigh* and he speaks the truth *sigh*

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[batbex 0]

you could just decide before you're drunk whether or not to sleep with someone
or have a no sleeping with a stranger when drunk policy

or is that too logical?

[richclive 0]

Yeah, it is. There's a switch in the brain that gets hit around the seventh pint, when most men start pounding their chests and crying out 'I must MAAATE!'.
At this point, all advice and logic is useless. The secret is to drink the next two pints QUICKLY, and then fall over. You will then (typically) belch, sigh, and try to get off with the carpet. No harm done.

[EricaH 0]

Um, why would you fall over after drinking 2 pints quickly?

There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear.

PMS #227 (just like the TV show)

[batbex 0]

fair enough, but there is a level of drunken that involves a boy successfully conning a girl into his bed - and then passing out before anything worth mentioning happens

its a bit different for girls anyway - its still regarded as matcho and manly to bed a girl for a one night stand, whereas for girls - its just slutty

[turtlespeed 226]

About right -

after so many, you just have to F**K!

There's no choice involved, it's an involuntary reaction to he alchohol.

See, the way i figure, all the blood in your body has extra alchohol in it, and the brain is trying to fight it, so it tells the veins to direct all the blood toward the auxilliary brain, thus saving it's self from total ruin. I know, I know, but the brain is already drunk, so it can't make good decisions.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Kennedy 0]

I was trying to figure that out myself. Might be better put this way:
"Once you hit the 'I must MAAATE!!' phase, continue drinking as quickly as possible until you fall over. Have your sorry @ss picked up and continue as normal."

Of course guys, we have to beware, because falling over will draw the attention of every ugly chick in the place.

witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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