Support Antiterrorism

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We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any
Woman other than his wife naked, and that he must
Commit suicide if he does, so this Saturday at 4:00 p.m.
Eastern time all American women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out
any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front
of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to
demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women
other than their wife and to show support for all American women

And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol,
a cold six-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your
Anti-Taliban sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this
anti-terrorist activity.

[Shark 0]

I guess no one is supporting antiterrorism.

I will, however, be at the DZ this Saturday at 4pm drinking beer with my buds. Unless, of course I have a work jump at that time.

[CrazyThomas 0]

Excellent point. I glad you brought this up. I expect women in my area to help weed out terrorism. Come on now, let's see so BOOBIES!
BOOBIES. Had to say it again, for the pinko-communist and terrorist bastards.
BOOBIES!!!


Thomas

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