Thursday Funny

[goose491 0]

ONE EVENING MIKE WENT OVER HIS FRIEND TERRY'S HOUSE TO PLAY CARDS WITH SOME FRIENDS. MIKE SAT DIRECTLY ACROSS FROM TERRY'S WIFE. MIKE DROPPED A CARD ON THE FLOOR AND BENT DOWN TO PICK IT UP. WHEN HE LOOKED ACROSS THE TABLE HE SAW THAT TERRY'S WIFE HAD HER LEGS OPEN AND NO PANTIES ON. HE SAT UP AND WAS FLUSHED. HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN TO GET A DRINK
OF WATER.

TO HIS SURPRISE TERRY'S WIFE HAD FOLLOWED HIM INTO THE KITCHEN AND SAID, "DID YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAW"? MIKE SAID YES I DID. SHE SAID "WELL YOU CAN GET MORE THAN THAT BUT IT WILL COST YOU
$500".

SO MIKE THOUGHT ABOUT HIS FINANCIAL SITUATION AND SAID O.K. SHE SAID SO MEET ME HERE TOMORROW AT 2:30 BECAUSE TERRY WILL BE AT WORK THEN. MIKE SAID, "I'LL SEE YOU THEN".

THE NEXT DAY, MIKE CAME OVER, THEY HAD SEX, HE PAID HER, THEN HE LEFT. TERRY CAME HOME AND SAID, "HAS MIKE BEEN OVER HERE TODAY"? SHE SAID THINKING SHE HAD BEEN CAUGHT, "AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES TERRY ASKED, "DID HE LEAVE $500?" SHE SAID AS A MATTER OF FACT HE DID. TERRY SAID, "GOOD BECAUSE THAT FOOL CAME BY MY JOB THIS MORNING AND ASKED TO BORROW $500 TILL THIS EVENING, AND SAID HE WOULD LEAVE IT WITH YOU.

My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

[mr2mk1g 10]

good thinking batman

[Beeron 0]

Two guys walk into a bar, sit down, and have a beer. This old drunk comes up to one of 'em and says "Your mother is the best fuck in town". The guy's buddy gets uneasy, thinking he's gonna have to break up a fight, but the guy just sits there and drinks his beer.

A couple minutes later the same old drunk comes up to the guy and says "Your mother sucks cock like nobody's business". Again the guy ignores him and just keeps drinking his beer. No fight.

Finally, the drunk comes up and says, "I think I'm gonna do your mother all night long tonight"...and the guy looks at him and says "Go home, dad, you're drunk".

B~

[GARYC24 3]

If a man talks nasty to a woman, it's considered sexual harrassment, but if a woman talks nasty to a guy it cost $3.99 a minute!