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RoysPlayThing

Cool joke about the Penis.. Must read..

By RoysPlayThing, in The Bonfire

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RoysPlayThing
Dear Management,
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for
the following reasons:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Thank you,
The Penis


Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request
for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in
order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct protective gear.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed
the assigned task.
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Managment

That poor damb Penis ... Always getting the bad rap ... I think it deserves a raise ... "Raise!!!!"
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You will retire well before you are 65.



I was under the impression that the early retirement was generally due to the workplace closing down and going out of business.
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You will retire well before you are 65.



I did some further research on this issue and discovered that it is in fact a myth perpetuated by management to cover its own deficiencies and shortcomings:- specifically, failure to maintain its own workplace, allowing the physical plant to become run down, and poor employee relations.

If management would investigate more closely it would find that its older workers have not retired but are simply moonlighting at newer establishments where the decor is better, the physical plant is in great shape, the working conditions more stimulating, and the management doesn't complain all the time.
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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