Nightingale 0 #1 November 3, 2003 prolly a repost (but I'm sure Ivan will tell me for sure ) 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter? = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash? =1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement? = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God? =1 billigram 6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong 7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone? = 1 Rod Serling 8. Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon 9. 1,000,000 aches? = 1 megahurtz 10. Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower 11. Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line 12. 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake 13. 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone 14. 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles.. 15. 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle 16. 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds 17. 10 cards? = 1 decacards 18. 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton 19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen.. 20. 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche 21. 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin 22. 10 rations? = 1 decoration 23. 100 rations? = 1 C-ration 24. 2 monograms? = 1 diagram 25. 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms 26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 I.V. League 27. 100 Senators? = Not 1 decision Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #2 November 3, 2003 And my favorite, which I must credit to Peter Schickele: 28. The amount of beauty it takes to launch a single ship - 1 MillihelenA One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #3 November 3, 2003 Quote27. 100 Senators? = Not 1 decision That's my fav, thanks nightingale There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 November 3, 2003 29. This post= 1 Respostiliter__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #5 November 3, 2003 Quote29. This post= 1 Respostiliter hasrh, if you are looking for sympathy it is in the dictionary between shit and syphillis I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
