25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP:

[bodypilot90 0]

25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP:

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old ass.

[McDuck 0]

You know, I had my suspicions, but now I know: I'M STILL A KID! Whoo-HOO!
(And I turn 35 this coming weekend)

Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28
"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school.

[kansasskydiver 0]

geez i guess i still havn't grown up... wait, maybe that's a good thing

<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

[FliegendeWolf 0]

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22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

This one is funny on so many levels. The old halcyon days of youth thing...

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

[DivaSkyChick 0]

What's wrong with a $4 bottle of wine??

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[CrazyIvan 0]

I'm still a kid....so there

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[FliegendeWolf 0]

26. You can't resist the urge to be a SMARTASS!

A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All

[selbbub78 0]

I better be careful... Some of these apply to me (thankfully, not all of them do)

"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone
"The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote)
"The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM

[CrazyIvan 0]

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26. You can't resist the urge to be a SMARTASS!

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[MyOwnWay 0]

Found this awhile back. very interesting

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents are promises.
You begin to accept your defects with your head up and your eyes open with the grace of an adult and not the grief of a child.
You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrows ground is too uncertain for plans.
After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much.
So plan your garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure. . .
That you are strong.
And you really do have worth.

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all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau

[tbrown 26]

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22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

This one is funny on so many levels. The old halcyon days of youth thing...

Not to mention the ease with which we could shake off a hangover by making the morning load...

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[wmw999 2,587]

That's really cool.

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[AggieDave 6]

I thought this had been posted 2 or 3 times in the past week or two? Or I've just had deja vu, had deja vu.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Zenister 0]

again confirming i'll never grow up...

however the cheapest ive found 'pretty good stuff' is 8.99...

Ca De Solo Big House Red baby!...

yet again we've drank 2 grocs out of the stuff...do i need to slow down or should they increase their order/cycle

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Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed.

[kai2k1 0]

I really like this one because im still transitioning from a kid (18-29) to a grownup (30+).

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[Guest]

AAAaaagh!

FART, OLD, 1 EA.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[aero04 0]

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I'm still a kid....so there

The repost police strikes again. Officer Ivan is only a post away.

[KawiZX900 0]

If that's the case I'm well and good into my mid to late 50's in not longer.

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

[n23x 0]

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What's wrong with a $4 bottle of wine??

hehe, good ole andre champagne.

"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC

[CrazyThomas 0]

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I'm still a kid....so there

What if 2 played this game
or just simply said this AGAIN
or said it AGAIN

Nothing better to do with you PW'ing skills?
What about all them BOOBIES?

Peace,
Thomas
shit, I prolly posted the whole
"Peace,
Thomas"
line before

[FrancoR 0]

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25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP:
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

I don't think that will ever apply to me. 14 days of vacation in any work contract in illegal in my country

Franco

If it does not cost anything you are the product.

[mr2mk1g 10]

The biggest give away that I was old came when I realised that the first thing I looked at on a girl I liked was her ring finger...

damn that was telling...

[Rebecca 0]

GAH!! Dammit man!!! I don't need any stinkin' reminders!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[CrazyIvan 0]

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What about all them BOOBIES?

Ok...check the Tit-ee Bar

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[WrongWay 0]

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Found this awhile back. very interesting

After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents are promises.
You begin to accept your defects with your head up and your eyes open with the grace of an adult and not the grief of a child.
You learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrows ground is too uncertain for plans.
After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much.
So plan your garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can endure. . .
That you are strong.
And you really do have worth.

Nicely said.

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.