Your own tv show

[happythoughts 0]

Everyone is complaining about tv today. I have been thinking about hosting a public access tv show with my roommate. We are just going to invite hot chicks (starting with Vallerina, if she promises to not kick my ass) on the show and talk about their boobies.
If you had a show, what would the theme/plot be?

What about a show idea for another poster?

[Lolie 0]

Sunshine could use her own show, "Dear Sunshine." She could be like that creepy (yet somehow fascinating) old lady on the Sunday Night Sex Show.

-Miranda
you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

[happythoughts 0]

Sunny could do more of the Church Lady thing. She could sit behind a desk and interview skydivers. She should get a cushion for her chair though. It would make her sit higher and look more imposing.

"So... how did you start freeflying? Who was your biggest influence? Was it... Satan?"

[Stacy 0]

and of course the opening credits could have you gloriously touching me in freefall.

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[QuickDraw 0]

Mine would be a cross between russian roulette and the Jerry Springer show,
and the audience would have the option of who goes first.


Ironically, there would be no empty chamber.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[Vallerina 2]

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invite hot chicks (starting with Vallerina, if she promises to not kick my ass) on the show and talk about their boobies.

OMG! I was called hot and I get to be your first guest! Woo hoo! I could never kick your ass in, Bill!

I don't really want a tv show, but what I want to do is go on various reality shows and tell people to, "Get over it!"

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[happythoughts 0]

The highlight of my skydiving career.

Of course, me touching myself in freefall would get old quickly.

As Captain of the Z-hills Para-Hiking team, you could come on and discuss topics like carrying a bus-pass, local wildlife , or how to meet new people...

[happythoughts 0]

I couldn't do that show. Their choice would be me.

[Stacy 0]

is that parahiking remark in reference to me landing in teh flea market?

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[happythoughts 0]

How about a guest appearance on Animal Planet with the Crocodile Hunter guy?

"Well, crikey mate... Stacy just landed next to an emu and it's a beauty... They seem to run faster than cows and have wonderful plumage..."

[Stacy 0]

I think galen is more appropriate for the animal planet spot. He had a nice experience with soem native ants at lake wales the other weekend.

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[billvon 3,111]

I always thought it would cool to do a show on really good hacks. You know, taking control of the Jumbotron at a sports event for a few seconds, then explaining how it was done, with hidden cameras and people running around with Cat-5 wire at midnight. Getting on top of an elevator, taking control of it via the inspection station, and sending people on rides. Sort of a combination of Junkyard Wars, Candid Camera and COPS.

[sunshine 2]

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Sunshine could use her own show, "Dear Sunshine." She could be like that creepy (yet somehow fascinating) old lady on the Sunday Night Sex Show.

My recent adventures would make a pretty good TV show. I do have a fun life!! I think i could prolly host a sex show too.

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[happythoughts 0]

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I don't really want a tv show, but what I want to do is go on various reality shows and tell people to, "Get over it!"

When I was in my teens, we would go to the condos on the beach and hop in their pools. We would hang out until the security guard caught us and threw us out. We called this game "pool-hopping".

You could do the same for reality shows. A guy on the Road Rules show told some dz girls that he was very cool and could put them on tv if they would sit on their lap. One girl told them "I deal with hopped up adrenaline junkies all day long. You don't know what cool is. You aren't in the line to talk to this."

Here's the plan, you hang around where the reality event is taking place. When they approach you, say "Get over it!". Kind of like that guy with "Here's your sign." (Saw him live on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.)

[wildblue 7]

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Here's the plan, you hang around where the reality event is taking place. When they approach you, say "Get over it!". Kind of like that guy with "Here's your sign." (Saw him live on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour.)

She'd be the "John 3:16" guy of reality shows? That's kinda creepy....

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

[kevin922 0]

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I always thought it would cool to do a show on really good hacks. You know, taking control of the Jumbotron at a sports event for a few seconds, then explaining how it was done, with hidden cameras and people running around with Cat-5 wire at midnight. Getting on top of an elevator, taking control of it via the inspection station, and sending people on rides. Sort of a combination of Junkyard Wars, Candid Camera and COPS.

I bet you really like that show on fridays called mythbusters don't you ?

[billvon 3,111]

>I bet you really like that show on fridays called mythbusters don't you ?

Never saw it. One of the drawbacks of not watching much TV.