McDuck 0 #1 November 7, 2003 Since I'm a neophyte, I'm not up on all the "gifts" for skydiving milestones. What is likely to happen to me at jump 50 (this weekend), aside from beer dues?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #2 November 7, 2003 Not much I think.. You just have to watch out for # 100 Be safe! Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 November 7, 2003 Nothing man nothin at all... just relax man, trust your skydiving friends. They would never do anything to embarass you, ever... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #4 November 7, 2003 Hopefully you will jump, fall towards the earth and at the right time deploy your canopy and safely pilot it to the ground? What else do you expect to do? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #5 November 7, 2003 You are in luck there duckster my friend, you can breath easy as the big one is not until 100! Take it easy and have a good 50th buddy "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #6 November 7, 2003 hmm i didnt even get anything at 100....500 is comming up so im gona have to hide."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #7 November 7, 2003 you'll get out... you'll fall, you'll open your parachute hopefully.. and then you'll land safely and without spectacle.. again hopefully.. other than that.. jump 50 is a non-event.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #8 November 7, 2003 Not a damn thing. You'll have to wait till 100 before anything happens.Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #9 November 7, 2003 Okay, hang on...I'm trying to pay attention, but a co-worker of mine won't shut the hell up about some stupid movie he saw, and I'm doing my best to tune him out while seeming to pay attention...Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #10 November 7, 2003 Man, I need to brush up on my smart-ass skills, because I just don't have it today. It's good to feel the love and know that I have nothing to worry about...wait, is someone snickering in the background?Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 November 7, 2003 There is no statute of limitations... Your day will come. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #12 November 7, 2003 Hey, honestly, thanks everyone for being so supportive. That's one thing I'll never get tired of: the strong sense of family this community has for one another. Thanks...we now return you to our regularly scheduled sarcasm-fest. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #13 November 7, 2003 Ahhh screw you man... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #14 November 7, 2003 In the words of Bender Rodriguez, "Bite my shiny metal ASS." Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 November 7, 2003 BTW ~ It is tradition to do your 50th jump completely naked. Yup we all did it. It's traditon man... Trust me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #16 November 7, 2003 See, but Sasquatch isn't local to these parts and it might stir up a ruckus if I exposed my shaggy boddy to the light of civilised day. I suppose I could paint myself green so people would think I was one of the local swamp creatures. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #17 November 7, 2003 QuoteMan, I need to brush up on my smart-ass skills . . . Eeehh, go ta hell Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #18 November 7, 2003 QuoteEeehh, go ta hell See? See what I mean? All I have for that one is something lame like, "They told me there's no room for me AND my ego." All I would do is slam myself, and that simply doesn't play. I'm taking classes from a master, though. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #19 November 7, 2003 ya just watch for 100, 50 is nothing, but congrats in advance "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #20 November 7, 2003 Thanks Bubbsy. I had originally thought I could get to 100 by the end of the year, but time, circumstance and MOOLAH have conspired to make that unrealistic. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #21 November 7, 2003 QuoteSee? See what I mean? All I have for that one is something lame like, . . . Ya shoulda just called me a Homo Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #22 November 7, 2003 Yeah, but that's sooooo base, and I'm not ready for that yet. I've only got 41 jumps as of this moment. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #23 November 7, 2003 Homo chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #24 November 7, 2003 Aw, crap you didn't bite Oh well, I tried Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #25 November 7, 2003 QuoteHomo Are you saying you like my butt, or my package Roy? Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
