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moodyskydiver

hands off of my Victorias Secrets!

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what are you talking about? its only 11 million dollars (thats 550,000 jumps!!!)




Id rather buy my own otter and spend the rest on a traveling boogie for me and 22 of my friends!

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Okay ladies, you're man has a cool $11,000,000 +tax which, you've just found out, he intends to spend on you.

What are some things you'd rather have him buy you than drillbit underwear. (besides the obvious 550,000 jumps which has already been mentioned)

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Just looking through my new VS Holiday fantasy catalogue...........





save a freakin tree........i swear at least 4 of those damn catalogs come here in the mail every stinkin week.......ive never seen a company that ships more catalogs with the same damn things in em every time..........


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Granted I love Victoria Secrets stuff, but I just couldn't imagine how many jumps that could pay for.
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Yes, but does it come in a 36 DD?
;)



Exactly! I'm a 36DD. But I'd be afraid to move wearing that thing for fear of losing a stone.Hell I was paranoid enough about losing the sweet little 1/2 kt solitaire engagement ring I had.Heh, but I did real good..I lost the guy and kept the diamond.:ph34r:

I'd never wear or want anything like that..not that I'll ever get one LOL...but it is beautiful to admire as an art piece.


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I thought the purpose of VS was to get hands on it? :ph34r:



Sshhhhhh! [whisper] reverse psychology...besides, men always want what they are told they can't have[/whisper] ;)

*sigh* too bad..been a long time since anyone had their hands on my VS.Had a guy want to cut them off w/a hook knife once:o..never got around to that though.:$Ack! now my mind is in the gutter!:S


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Somebody wore that on Leno not to long ago. I cant remember who[:/]



So... If it was $11KK new, how much now it's second-hand? AND has it been boil-washed since Heidi Klum wore it!!??

It'd be worth TWO people ordering it, just to see the VS Mail-Order Dept squirm.

ANyway, if you dial the toll-free number you probably getsome recorded message along the lines of

"If you are Bill Gates, Rgroper, or some similar person who actually HAS $11 mil, please press 1, otherwise feck off!"

So you press 1, and the message changes to "you feckin liar. I thought i told you to hang up."

Like everyone else (and every other sane person in the world, I can think of a couple of better things to spend the $11KK on... Like a couple of square miles of Montana on the shore of a lake, Property between Phoenix & Tucson (for the wintersB|), and a little something to get around inB|. Please note the comfortably large floater rail:D.

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If you sit on my lap I shall grant you all the underwear in the world.

Of course, I'll have to see it on your person. To know that I got the size right. Yeah.

Edit: OMG just saw that outfit. XMAS can't come fast enough, [S]but Santa sure can![/S]

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Can I be the first to say.....what the fuck is up with that????:S I mean, seriously, who in the hell is gonna buy that? I mean, does anyone really want all those stones up their a$$? Believe me, I'm a true Victoria's Secret buyer & buy quite a bit from there, but come on:P
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