Swoopyswoop 0 #1 November 7, 2003 ANyone here at dz.com know sebazz1? My sisters friends daughter who is dating a guy that knows a girl that was living in san jose that was seeing her brothers best friends cousin said that he has an awesome three hole punch. Anyone know him? Who is this legend of the great cast iron desktop? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 November 7, 2003 i'd be careful he is already being stalked by Sunshine...........she doesn't like other people on her turfI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #3 November 7, 2003 I hear that he terrorizes a small agricultural town called Hollister from time to time, and that he jumps a canopy the size of a handkerchief.Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 November 7, 2003 Nope never heard of him... Sounds like a fish. Or some sort of fish crab Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #5 November 7, 2003 What about just a crab? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 November 7, 2003 That guy sure can get crabby from what I've heard... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QTPi 0 #7 November 7, 2003 He's got crabs???!! -- A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions. -Oliver Wendel Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #8 November 7, 2003 UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just recieved news that sebazz1 is upset with the line community and californias recent ban on bonding and barehand line work. I will keep you posted as further details become available to me on this very touchy subject . Its good to know that we have people like him around to support and fight for our rights to work live line transmission barehanded. HIP HIP "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 November 7, 2003 Heck man if I gotta walk around this office all day long and get zzzz-zapped by static every time I touch a file cabinet then these electrical high tension line hanging dudes can get zzapped too... Equal opportunity zapper Barehand all the way all day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #10 November 7, 2003 Dammit! My sources tell me he's devoting all of his efforts to becoming a Jesuit priest part-time! One of our sources is lying.....Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #11 November 7, 2003 My sources tell me he's currently living in a pineapple under the sea? Weird aint it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #12 November 7, 2003 Yah but there really not that high tension bro!!!! A common mistake by supporters of the barehand and bonding community. Most lines are what are referd to as sagged or slack spans. Glad I could start you out on the right foot sebazz1! "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #13 November 7, 2003 I knew it! The man we all knew as Sebazz is really Sponge Bob Square Pants! That would explain his ability to drink beer and tequilla like a sponge..... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 November 7, 2003 careful careful my man... I have squeeky clean image to uphold Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #15 November 7, 2003 VOTE SEBAZZ1 for President!!!!I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #16 November 7, 2003 THAT'S why he wouldn't let us elect him governor! He was holding out for the bigger prize.....Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #17 November 7, 2003 I'm down Lummy. And I will bestow political favors to skydivers like you have no idea... Fuel for jumpships will now be paid by your everyday tax payers Whuffo's... Blah! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #18 November 7, 2003 "Oakland Center, this is AF One, skydivers away..."Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #19 November 7, 2003 I got an idea, since we are pretty much just pissing of our employees money today by not doing anything, lets just blow off work and go get shitfaced!!!!!!! At least we get off the clock and avoid any more financial losses to the company. Anyone in? "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #20 November 7, 2003 dun dunn deh DAAA da dun deh dun deh ... lummy vainly tries to put "Hail to the Chief" into words I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 November 7, 2003 Talk about jet jumps babay. Can't wait to transform the Nimitz into a floating DZ too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 November 7, 2003 I can't blow off work. I am on stand by for a couple things here. Every Friday ~ all last minute shtuff.. Stoopid attorneys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #23 November 7, 2003 I've got to hold out for tomorrow brother. Since Gwen and Karl are both out to kill me via alcohol... I can see the Nimitz as a floating DZ. We could Shoot Andy's death sled off with a catapult!Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flymysky 0 #24 November 7, 2003 How about some new and improved AFF? Who's behind the hood??My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night; But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light. http://www.galaxygear.com.au/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #25 November 7, 2003 That looks like a Level 3 with no main side JM? Where did he go? Fall Off? Forgot to climb out? Silly skydivers... tricks are for kids. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
