SkymonkeyONE 4 #1 November 10, 2003 Due to certain situations beyond my control, I have been_literally_ stranded in DeLand since late yesterday afternoon. My teammate from Raeford was_supposed_ to have been here by around 2 PM today to pick me up for our trip back to Z-hills to train, but he, and his accomplice, are VERY late and I have no way to get in touch with either of these s. Needless to say, I am very disturbed. Not only am I stranded at BirdMan HQ by myself, I am also SOBER! OK, I just drank all the rum I found in Jari's cabinet, plus I just called and whined to Gilli-bean, but I am still looking for an out here. I have three gear bags, it's raining outside, and I have no idea where my teammate is. YOU, DeLand person...Yes YOU, bring me some beer (no budweiser please) and waste time with me. Also, bring me a bag of Krystal burgers. With cheese, please, but plain besides that. Meat, cheese, onions, bun. Hook a brother up. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 November 10, 2003 I've got a whole cooler full of beer here. How come you didn't get stranded in Sebastian? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #3 November 10, 2003 I am fucking PISSED. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 November 10, 2003 Ok, I've got a cold Miller Lite in my hand, and I'm about to head outside. I'll try really really really really hard to toss it to you, cool?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #5 November 10, 2003 miller lite? you trying to kiss up to skymama? __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #6 November 10, 2003 Bro, don't fuck with me. I need a COCKATILLLLLIOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #7 November 10, 2003 Damn SM1, that totally sux. See if you can run a tab at the bar and have one of the other sm's pay it off for being late \ There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomson 0 #8 November 10, 2003 I cant help you out from europe but i think we jumped together in de land. Do you remember me? Greetings Alex-------------------------------------------------- I LOVE THE CUTAWAY HANDLE OF TONYS VECTOR! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 November 10, 2003 Miller Lite is basically a staple of my life, that and Shiner Bock...and Keystone Light actually. (30 stones for $10 around here, can't go wrong with that)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 November 10, 2003 Well, I'll have a good handful of cockatillios in Eloy again for ya! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #11 November 10, 2003 A cockatilliooooo? I've NEVER seen chuckie with just one cockatillio. Not gonna happen. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dayle 0 #12 November 10, 2003 I'll be down in March, if your still stuck I'd be happy to give you a beer and a lift to Z-hills. Dayle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #13 November 10, 2003 Negative. I can't leave here because I have too much shit to carry, I don't have a key to the door here at BM HQ, and it's raining (so I am not humping any gear) . WTF? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #14 November 10, 2003 Contact has been established with the Raeford element and lives will be spared. End of mission. I am now out of the BirdHouse and headed back to the Perfect Spot for cockatillies. Good Day. PS: Sorry, Jari, for drinking all your very-good rum. NOT. Chuckie Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 November 10, 2003 Well, as long as you're using and abusing Jari's stuff in his office...wanna snag me a noice BM suit?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #16 November 10, 2003 I'm really sorry for finding this whole thing amusing. Please don't kick me out of the clan. BTW, whoever keeps telling chuckie i lost my hat is lying!! I have it right here with me!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #17 November 11, 2003 QuoteNot only am I stranded at BirdMan HQ Is my suit there yet?!?! huh, huh?? I think you need some new teammates that won't leave you stranded AND sober.. If I had caught this post an hour ago, I'd be there drinking with ya.... Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #18 November 11, 2003 Oh I see, that's why you have been a grouch today.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #19 November 11, 2003 QuoteOk, I've got a cold Miller Lite in my hand, Now what the hell is a self respecting Texan doing with ANYTHING with a Lite on the label...I ran into some idiots at the bar at Lost Prairie trying to give me Lite beer.. that is foul stuff.. I just pulled up my sweater and showed them the bottles of Corona stuffed into each pocket of my jeans...Stick with real beer there Dave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #20 November 11, 2003 I got conned into brining Shiner Bock back to Ohio last weekend... Want one Chuck? I'll trade you a BMI patch for one Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #21 November 11, 2003 Bwahahahaha. A Texan drinking a "Lite" Wisconsin beer. That, combined with the fact that he has Shiner Bock down there and I can't even get it up here just strikes me as funny as hell tonight. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #22 November 11, 2003 QuoteI got conned into brining Shiner Bock back to Ohio last weekend... Want one Chuck? I'll trade you a BMI patch for one You were holding out on me? Grrrr. "Class Reunion my ass, you were bogarting the Shiner, I know it!!!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 November 11, 2003 QuoteI just pulled up my sweater and showed them the bottles of Corona I got really excited there for a second....and then I wasn't. Oh well....I was on Bourbon Street last night...I saw plenty of BOOBIES. Sorry to hear about the ordeal Chuck. It's just one of your usual stories though. Talking about the horrors of having to go to Florida. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #24 November 11, 2003 speaking of hte horrors of florida, when you coming? __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 November 11, 2003 Quote speaking of hte horrors of florida, when you coming? I'll be in Tampa for the afternoon shortly. Probably January or Feb before I spend much time there. Unless I come up with employment there sooner. (Just sent an inquiry to an employer) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
