Nightingale 0 #26 November 13, 2003 my categories Mr. Right: LTR potential here Mr. Right Now: hmm... might be fun for a while Mr. Friend: You're sweet but not my type Mr. Ummm No: Well, I guess he's okay, but not for me. Mr. HELL NO!: Definitely not my type, or anyone who is either smoking or drunk when hitting on me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #27 November 13, 2003 Quoteor anyone who is either smoking or drunk when hitting on me. How about smoking and drinking after? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #28 November 13, 2003 smoking at all is gross and grounds for a cutaway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #29 November 13, 2003 QuoteMr. Right: LTR potential here Mr. Right Now: hmm... might be fun for a while Huh....I never really differentiated between the two. I guess that's why I didn't have any subcategories for "Yes!" I always had the pessimistic attitude, and I just waited to see how short of a time a "Yes" would make themself a "No."There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 November 13, 2003 See that's the difference between y'all and us - you take a , how'd you put it, "Ms. Ummm . . No" and after just a very feew drinks, she becomes a "Ms Right now." I think our scale is more forgiving and thus more politically correct.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #31 November 13, 2003 Quote"Ms. Ummm . . No" and after just a very feew drinks, she becomes a "Ms Right now." Another way we differ....take a "Mr. Right"...after just a very few drinks, he often becomes a "Mr. Ummm....No." QuoteI think our scale is more forgiving and thus more politically correct. I'm just trying to fight the stereotype that women don't know what they want! We are so sure of what we want that we can put men into just two categories! Our system is devised so that you can realistically improve your chances of getting into that "Yes" category. You can stop being the perverts that you are and looking at schoolgirls to reach the impossible "Yes" category. Women, on the other hand, do not seem to have much control with your system. While men may not turn down a drink, she cannot force you to get to the beer amount which will get her some.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #32 November 13, 2003 QuoteQuoteMr. Right: LTR potential here Mr. Right Now: hmm... might be fun for a while Huh....I never really differentiated between the two. I guess that's why I didn't have any subcategories for "Yes!" I always had the pessimistic attitude, and I just waited to see how short of a time a "Yes" would make themself a "No." "Mr. Right-Nows" are the guys I date between serious relationships... they're the fun goofballs that you can laugh and joke and hang out with and have a great time, but not the kind to get serious. I don't feel bad about doing the rebound thing with one of these guys, because they're not looking for something serious either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 November 13, 2003 "Mr. Right-Nows" are the guys I date between serious relationships... they're the fun goofballs that you can laugh and joke and hang out with and have a great time, but not the kind to get serious. I don't feel bad about doing the rebound thing with one of these guys, because they're not looking for something serious either. I didn't know we'd met.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #34 November 13, 2003 QuoteYeah, keggers and Cases give rise to KU KU = Koyote Ugly - Rather chew the arm off than wake her up in the morning as you leave. And don't forget the FLP's But I'm not going there. Don't forget mopeds. A lot of fun to ride, you don't want your friends to know about it. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #35 November 13, 2003 Quote And don't forget the FLP's What's an FLP? Am I just being naive? Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #36 November 13, 2003 QuoteQuote And don't forget the FLP's What's an FLP? Am I just being naive? Kelly No....I have no clue what it is either~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 November 13, 2003 Funny Lookin People (yeah i know, I qualify, but it's still funny)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #38 November 13, 2003 QuoteWomen, on the other hand, do not seem to have much control with your system. Ahh but that is where your wrong. Women have all the control in our system... With my system it's on a first visual contact. After meeting the woman and talking they may rank higher in my scale. Men are very visual creatures. We tend to see things differently then women. So it's very much what you look like on first contact as to where on the scale you start out. IE: I may see a TP across the room, she's some what atractive, not homely, and has most of her teeth after we've spoken and gotten to know each other some. She could move up the scale to say a SP which isn't that bad at all. For me just meeting women is a chore and I don't do it very often. I'm just to shy and become a blubbering idiot (which is most of the time). So with the way your catagories are setup Val I would probably come off as a "NO" because I would seem to be extremely nervous and trip over my words. I base this assumtion not on physical attraction, which is the cornerstone of my scale. Your not stuck in a catagory forever. Unlike the womens catagories. Once a man gets put into a catagory your there forever. No chance for redemtion. Alot of women (friends) I've talked to say the same thing, they find a "Mr. Right" and just wait for him to become a "Mr. ummm No" they're unwilling to look past the idiosyncrysies that make up most men. I cannot believe me and my green turtle friend are the only men to sound off in this thread. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #39 November 13, 2003 FLK used to be a an abbreviation used in student files years ago to explain some student's problems... stood for "Funny Looking Kid" ah, the interesting things one finds in graduate Special Education texts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #40 November 13, 2003 QuoteFunny Lookin People You know, there are worse things than being funny looking. I thought it was going to be some horribly politically incorrect acronym. Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fast 0 #41 November 13, 2003 I think the difference in categories is because men are often the seeker. I'm not saying all the time or anything like that, but its often the case. We need to have a more forgiving system or we will never meet anyone because women are just 'yes/no' and brush people off pretty easy. But thats just my opinion, sorry to slow down the comedy~D Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me. Swooping is taking one last poke at the bear before escaping it's cave - davelepka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #42 November 13, 2003 See, this is one that I should refrain from posting on, since the subject matter is so incendiary...but I can't help myself. My rules are much more sophisticated now than when I was a punk kid who didn't know what he wanted. Back then, my one rule was "No FUBIS". Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #43 November 13, 2003 Ok I'll bite.. What's a FUBIS? My acronym dictionary doesn't have it listed. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #44 November 13, 2003 Ummm, it uh....it's not a term I'm proud to have used, so I'm not sure I should post it here. PM me and I'll impart the information to you there. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #45 November 13, 2003 QuoteUmmm, it uh....it's not a term I'm proud to have used, so I'm not sure I should post it here. PM me and I'll impart the information to you there. Chicken shit.. We found out what FLP meant and some others.. C'mon don't be weak and skeeert "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 November 13, 2003 Yeah, lets not be skeeert.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #47 November 13, 2003 Okay, okay! Just remember that I'm neither the originator, nor a current user of this acronym. I suppose I'm just a perpetuator. Fat Ugly Bitches In Spandex THERE! Are you all HAPPY now? Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #48 November 13, 2003 *Golf Clap* "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #49 November 13, 2003 See? I never should have brought that up. The nmesd are making me spill things that need to remain frozen in their own time. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #50 November 13, 2003 Quote The nmesd are making me spill things that need to remain frozen in their own time. Acronym alert!! wtf is a nmesd? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites