turtlespeed 226 #1 November 13, 2003 Does anyone else have thier own rating system for women? It started while I was listening to a tape of Yakov Smirnoff, evidently the word for sex in Russian is "Yep" or "Yip" whatever - anyway, my grandfather and I came up with a 4 place rating system and it goes like this : 1) Nope! - Pretty self explanitory 2) Maintenance - just sit back and have your oil changed. 3) Yep! - Hmmmm, this one could be a keeper. 4) To-Go Box - Definately a keeper - The kind you just have to take home and eat later. any additions you can think of?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 November 13, 2003 OMG! You have such a one track mind~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 November 13, 2003 I have one but it's based on how many beers it would take for me to do her. 1. No beer needed (goddess), would crawl 12 miles in my boxers over broken glass to sniff her panties. (Major Keeper, whorship) 2. Couple of Beers (CB), the kind you'd have a few beers with to loosen up (dating prospect, deffinetly see more of) 3. Six Pack (SP), would need a buzz but it's doable.. (casual sex, exchange numbers probably call again) 4. Twelve Pack (TP), have to have a shot or two to get interested. (one nighter, probably never call again) 5. Case (Case), Would need to be completely wasted, hopefully wouldn't remember it in the morning. (Bj in the parking lot) and.... 6. Kegger (puke) No way in hell, not even if I've drank a keg of beer. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #4 November 13, 2003 Damn, dude....you're playing with fire here...I'll keep my opinion to myself.. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 November 13, 2003 Yeah, keggers and Cases give rise to KU KU = Koyote Ugly - Rather chew the arm off than wake her up in the morning as you leave. And don't forget the FLP's But I'm not going there.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #6 November 13, 2003 You wern't ever hoping on hooking up with any dz.com females, were you? If so, I think you just blew your chances by posting this. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 November 13, 2003 You and me baby - I do seem to have an avertness to feminine sensitivity today don't I? Hmmm.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #8 November 13, 2003 Rut Ro!! I never thought about that one... Ummm I typed that under duress! I was held at gun point and forced to type whatever it was that's in my post. Actually I can't even remember what was typed... wow I feel better now "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #9 November 13, 2003 Wow! And men think women are complex! We (or at least I) don't have these long rating systems and categories. Ours are much simpler than that: No: I would not date him. Yes: I would consider dating him. If he does something stupid, then he goes into the "No" category. Some things in life are already complicated enough. Why make it even more complex? Simplify, people! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #10 November 13, 2003 See Val us men are a complex species. At least we have a couple of catagories women fall into and all of them get some sort of reward for their efforts. No and Yes catagories are boring. Plus it's sooo umm harsh on the male ego.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #11 November 13, 2003 QuoteAt least we have a couple of catagories women fall into and all of them get some sort of reward for their efforts. Okay, you caught me. I do have a couple of other categories, too. The subcategories for "No" breakdown: "No, and you're such a creep, you should be lucky that some consider you to be human." - self-explanatory "No, we have nothing to talk about." - You know...the people where it seems you always have an uncomfortable silence with "No, you just aren't my type." - Also, self-explanatory. These are where my guy friends fit. The thought of kissing them grosses me out no matter how attractive other people think they might be.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 November 13, 2003 QuoteWe (or at least I) don't have these long rating systems and categories. Ours are much simpler than that: I'm with you, Val! But, at least we know now that if Slappie starts drinking a lot, that he just wants sex and isn't going to call back. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #13 November 13, 2003 tehe he he well ya all know there isn't any sensitivity here! I take the little green turtles comments with a grain of salt! You're so funny Turtle!!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 November 13, 2003 Quote I'm with you, Val! But, at least we know now that if Slappie starts drinking a lot, that he just wants sex and isn't going to call back. HAHAHA What if I start stripping down to my boxers and crawling behind you on my hands and knees.. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 November 13, 2003 there has to be a "Friends Box" that we put people in - just doesn't work any other way. . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #16 November 13, 2003 QuoteOkay, you caught me. I do have a couple of other categories, too. The subcategories for "No" breakdown: "No, and you're such a creep, you should be lucky that some consider you to be human." - self-explanatory "No, we have nothing to talk about." - You know...the people where it seems you always have an uncomfortable silence with "No, you just aren't my type." - Also, self-explanatory. These are where my guy friends fit. The thought of kissing them grosses me out no matter how attractive other people think they might be. So if you have a subcatagory for "NO" where is the "YES" Subcatagory? You've got to have degrees of "YES" I mean every man you have sex with or consider having some sort of relations with doesn't automaticly mean relationship material. Right? "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #17 November 13, 2003 Quotewhere is the "YES" Subcatagory? You've got to have degrees of "YES" I mean every man you have sex with or consider having some sort of relations with doesn't automaticly mean relationship material. Right? Actually, I can't think of any "Yes" subcategories. If he's a "Yes, I would consider dating him," but he plays Christmas music in May while I'm making out with him, then he goes to the "No, just not my type," category.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 November 13, 2003 So there's no other catagories? What every woman has more catagories. For example: 1) I'd do him, but only if there was some serious tequila to ease the guilt in the morning. 2) Yes, I would date him, but I don't want anyone else to know. 3) Yes, I would sleep with him, and only my bestest friend could pry it out of me. 4) Yes, I'd bed this one, and scream to the world that i did. you know, something like that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #19 November 13, 2003 Quoteyou know, something like that Haha! No, I really don't have any other categories... I don't rule out dating every guy, it's just that most guys put themselves in the "No" category after talking to them for about 5 mins. I guess the only way the "Yes" category would vary would be from "Yes, this guy's alright," to "Yes, I really like this guy" to "Yes, I love this guy." But, I don't really call those subcategories since it's something that time affects.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #20 November 13, 2003 Oh my Val, your taking this thread and the catagories so seriously We've now gotten you to admit you do have a Yes and No catagory for your choice in men.. A break thru has happened. You may now get a cookie and some Oj on the cart over there ---------------> "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 November 13, 2003 Wow! That was patronizing!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #22 November 13, 2003 QuoteWow! That was patronizing! Oh thanks wasn't meant that way at all. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #23 November 13, 2003 Quote1. No beer needed (goddess), would crawl 12 miles in my boxers over broken glass to sniff her panties. (Major Keeper, whorship) Yep, I knew I would be on the top of someone's list! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 November 13, 2003 We'll see! We'll see!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #25 November 13, 2003 QuoteOh my Val, your taking this thread and the catagories so seriously I am very serious about objectifying men! QuoteWe've now gotten you to admit you do have a Yes and No catagory for your choice in men.. Yes, it has been a breakthrough! I used to just put them all in the "No" category!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
