jraf 0 #1 November 17, 2003 Ohmegod, Misskriss and I were really naughty this weekend.....so I drove out to Virginia Beach on Friday to meet with my sweetheart, who you all obviously know. We have not seen each other for a few weeks and hunger took its toll so we decided to go to eat some Italian food at Il Jordino’s on Atlantic Avenue. Sure enough the Bacchanalia started and wine was flowing in our bodies. We had a few glasses of domestic white for starters and then two bottles of splendid Barolo to accompany our chicken. Nice food great conversation and excellent wine went on for quite a while. We felt rejuvenated by the dinner and decided it would be a good idea to visit the Oceana Naval Air Station Officer’s Club….and things went down hill from there…. As we drove towards the OClub (me hoping to start a decent bar fight with one of our best) we passed a sobriety check that was just setting up…probably missed it by 30 seconds. Now we did have some wine in us so it was probably better that VA Beach police has not stopped us. Oceana Naval Air Station was heavily guarded and as it is the workplace of a certain ladies ex hubby we decided to be inconspicuous. The fine young sailor at the gate requested our IDs. Kristen gave him her military ID and I gave him something. The guy asked who I am, so Kristen said I am her brother. So the guy asks if I have the car papers, which I could not find. So he proceeded to ask whose car it was. I responded that it was my brothers. So he said he thoughts I was Kristen’s brother to which Kristen responded: Yes, he is my cousin and we are going to get some pot roast for him. Now where Misskriss got the pot roast idea, I don’t know but the kid had horror in his eyes. Finally he said: Ma’am please work with me here so we can resolve it. I by chance found the car registration and my License, because I haven’t even noticed I gave the kid my medical insurance card. Having a half appropriate set of documents and a couple of obviously semi sober individuals, the sailor decided to admit us onto the base. Sadly enough the OClub was closed, so no bar fight for me. However to my joy a group of officer’s wives were painting cat paw marks on the sidewalk – how cute. I started to walk on the marks and they all shouted: ‘Don’t walk on fresh paint’. I decided to honor their work so I took of my pants and sat my naked rear end in the black paint and then mooned the noble matrons. Kristen said: ‘oh we have to get a picture of that do you guys have a camera?’ to which the stupid goats responded ‘No, no, our husbands would not appreciate it’. I think they were a bit scared. So the paint was drying to my jeans and we decided that the evening would not be complete without getting a little kinky and visiting the sex shop right in front of the Naval Base gates (after all what Naval Base can function without a sex shop). We entered the fine establishment and started to casually browse when we noticed two kids (about 22-23 years of age) in long black matching trench coats. Kristen also drew my attention to a dildo the size of a tree trunk. We started laughing and I said that it would not be possible. Obviously one of the trenched individuals overheard my jovial remark and responded: ‘Yes it is, I have a video where a woman does it’ By now the paint on my ass was dry and pulling my ass hair out painfully, so we decided to go to the hotel and consummate the evening. Taking of my jeans was painful enough as some hair parted with my derriere. In the shower Kristen said she could remove the black paint of my ass, but the vision of my asshair being plucked one by one was way too painful so I shouted: ‘Just shave it, shave it all off’ and so she did. Next morning I woke up with a hangover and a severe case of razor burn on my ass. I accused Kristen of abuse to which she responded that she was only following orders. To that I could only say: ‘That is what all the Nazi war criminals said at the judgment at Nurnburg’.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #2 November 17, 2003 So how is life with shaved ass, haven't tried that one yet "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #3 November 17, 2003 Grega brother - DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT have your ass shaven - It's like with Samson: you loose your powers with your hairjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #4 November 17, 2003 and then he woke up and realized it was all a dream.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #5 November 17, 2003 What in Gods name was this all about? !!!!! Miss Kriss I'll buy ya dinner anytime,,,are ya ready for a nother jump?smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #6 November 17, 2003 If this is for real, I can't decide whether to laugh cuz it's funny, cry cuz you actually posted it, or be turned on cuz it was Misskriss!!! Either way, I now feel a very odd feeling in my stomach....... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 November 17, 2003 I did forget to put a PG-13 rating on it. Sorryjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #8 November 17, 2003 QuoteIf this is for real, I can't decide whether to laugh cuz it's funny, cry cuz you actually posted it, or be turned on cuz it was Misskriss!!! Having met JRAF...and video'd his escapades....and having talked with MissKris on quite a few occasions...I'd believe every word. Speaking of that video.....Has Stacy played it for you yet Hans? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #9 November 17, 2003 Have not seen the video yet, but will make more good material this Thanxgivingjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cuchulinn 0 #10 November 17, 2003 The Ole' Oceania "O" club. Been there a time or 10! SMA#18 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #11 November 18, 2003 How were you able to sit down on that raw ass to type such a long story??? Even scarier, Alysse confirms that you have a hairy ass...that upset me a bit how would she know??? But then she reminded me of one time at Janine's you were your usual slivovitzed up self....I must have mercifully been outside smoking or in the can so I missed the awful sight.... marc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #12 November 18, 2003 OMG!!! Kristen...are you going to corrupt my brother over Thanksgiving too? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #13 November 18, 2003 QuoteDO NOT, I repeat DO NOT have your ass shaven - It's like with Samson: you loose your powers with your hair jraf man, I don't even want to think about you jraf 'loosing your powers....in your hair!!!! eww!....whatever those powers may be..... or do you mean 'losing your powers???' sounds like all that wine would have taken care of that part.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 November 18, 2003 I think everyone has seen Jrafs hairy butt at one time or another. The most memorable time was the weather day at the dz. He was sans-pants and chasing some guy around the landing area in the rain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
