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#1. Kid is coming to visit
#2. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.
#3 because christmas without family is no christmas at all!

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Dude: Your an OTR truck driver. You need to be kissing up to your dispatcher. There are several OTR drivers that jump at eloy. The town is several big truck stops and one DZ. Tell you dispatcher you need a stop over, at eloy, pleanty of parking for your rig.

Don't run out of altitude and experience at the same time...

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Still a student because I completely demolished my knee on jump # 8. Good news is that after 112 days, I downsized from crutches to a cane. :S
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"If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?"

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0. I am not SUCKING because I am GOING

1. I have no money
2. The wife/hubby won't let me go
3. Boss won't give me time off
4. I have an injury
5. I dont want to go
6. Not enough money
7. Other Dz's closer and "more?" fun
8. Want to spend the Holidays with family/friends
9. Friends are at other DZ's
10. Entertainment is better other places?
11. CO-ED Hot showers
12. "If Bo is at the same DZ he won't call me at 3 AM"
13. In a differnt country/ illegal alien...
14. School (during the holidays?)
15. Weather
16. No babysitter
17. allergy to US (or other) government
18. Kid(s) is(are) coming to visit
19. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.
20. Because anything outside of the tri-strate area is too expensive to get to. (which tri state area?)
21. Only an "A" license holder
22. Don't even have my own parachute yet
23. Don't know where it is
24. I live in (insert your town) and I know it's not here
25. Gear is broke
26. Going to another boogie
27. Jealousy
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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you have only one valid addition: see #28

0. I am not SUCKING because I am GOING

1. I have no money
2. The wife/hubby won't let me go
3. Boss won't give me time off
4. I have an injury
5. I dont want to go
6. Not enough money
7. Other Dz's closer and "more?" fun
8. Want to spend the Holidays with family/friends
9. Friends are at other DZ's
10. Entertainment is better other places?
11. CO-ED Hot showers
12. "If Bo is at the same DZ he won't call me at 3 AM"
13. In a differnt country/ illegal alien...
14. School (during the holidays?)
15. Weather
16. No babysitter
17. allergy to US (or other) government
18. Kid(s) is(are) coming to visit
19. Any extra days off during the holidays are about impossible to get in my line of work.
20. Because anything outside of the tri-strate area is too expensive to get to. (which tri state area?)
21. Only an "A" license holder
22. Don't even have my own parachute yet
23. Don't know where it is
24. I live in (insert your town) and I know it's not here
25. Gear is broke
26. Going to another boogie
27. Jealousy
28. Buying new gear instead.
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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6. Not enough money
21. Only an "A" license holder
22. Don't even have my own parachute yet

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hey, i have these problems, but i am still going!!!



youforgot to add rule/reason #0
Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

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Besides, Stacy, Heather, & Bo are just too kick-ass not to hang out with.:P



[:/]B|:( Fine Kris! Be that way. See if I ever stop in God forsaken Oklahoma again to see you.

Where's the damn crying icon?
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Besides, Stacy, Heather, & Bo are just too kick-ass not to hang out with.:P



[:/]B|:( Fine Kris! Be that way. See if I ever stop in God forsaken Oklahoma again to see you.

Where's the damn crying icon?



:o:o:o:o[:/] You know I wouldn't have forgotten you intentionally, Cora. I still forget that you aren't in Cali.:$

I'll make it up to you with some cool dives and cold beverages. Forgive me?

*grovelling in utter contempt for myself*
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Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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I'll make it up to you with some cool dives and cold beverages. Forgive me?



hmmm.....let me see....I could start a poll to see whether or not I should forgive you, but I'm in a fanastic mood. Morning started out perfectly, and I'm sitting drinking some coffee so you happened to catch me at a perfect time.

Based on the above...yes, you will be forgiven. :D

See you soon, my friend. :)
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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