chopchop 0 #1 November 17, 2003 ok.. I know this sounds funny but... well.. here's the story... Plaything and I checked into our hotel Friday evening (we had reserved based on pics on the internet) and went grocery shopping as the room had a kitchenette with an oven.. We got back and I started cooking us a nice meal but just got too disgusted with the filth of all the utensils, cookware, glasses and dishes.. So, I went to the desk and told them we were leaving and to credit us.. We pack up our groceries (including taking the little pan the beans were cooking in) and move to another much nicer an less expensive residential hotel. This one also has a kitchenette but alas, no oven.. So.. we have no way to cook the whole chicken that we bought on Friday night.. but if anyone in Orlando wants a chicken, you can send me a pm and you can pick it up any time this week. It's about a 3 pounder from Publix and it has seasonings on it.. I think it cost me $4! But it's free to a good home (with an oven, of course) BAWK! chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 November 17, 2003 Dude...you are in Florida. Go to the beach......start a fire.....Voila....cooked chicken. Bring lots of beer too. What are you .....City Folk???? Jeezzz........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 November 17, 2003 Kick it to a food bank if its still in its bag.Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #4 November 17, 2003 I have an oven.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 November 17, 2003 Quote Kick it to a food bank if its still in its bag. Or drive to the crappy part of town...get doing about 70 and then chunk it at a homeless person pushing a stolen grocery cart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taln1rigr 0 #6 November 17, 2003 QuoteQuote Kick it to a food bank if its still in its bag. Or drive to the crappy part of town...get doing about 70 and then chunk it at a homeless person pushing a stolen grocery cart. Dude ... that was wrong! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 November 17, 2003 QuoteDude ... that was wrong! Yet funny........ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #8 November 17, 2003 LMAO, Free to good home! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #9 November 17, 2003 QuoteI have an oven. I've seen your oven. Nobody in thier right mind would put a chicken in there.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TribalTalon 0 #10 November 18, 2003 why didnt you just wash the utensils? sheesh. people are so picky these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 November 18, 2003 QuoteI've seen your oven. Nobody in thier right mind would put a chicken in there.... In Arkansas they do MUCH worse things to chickens..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #12 November 18, 2003 Quote In Arkansas they do MUCH worse things to chickens..... I think that's why he wants the chicken... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 November 18, 2003 QuoteI think that's why he wants the chicken... Damn...people thought I was bad with the Sheep fetish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #14 November 18, 2003 QuoteDamn...people thought I was bad with the Sheep fetish. Why limit it to just one?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #15 November 18, 2003 Chopchop we need that chicken. Can you Fed Ex it overnight? Send it to my office... I have plans for it.... -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #16 November 18, 2003 "You guys see the size of that chicken??" - name the movie Chicken Trivia.... gotta love it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #17 November 18, 2003 Young GunsMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #18 November 18, 2003 Correct!!!! You win the chicken. Send CHOPCHOP a self addressed envelope, and wait a few weeks for delivery ENJOY!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 November 18, 2003 QuoteYou win the chicken. Send CHOPCHOP a self addressed envelope, and wait a few weeks for delivery Should be tasty by then!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #20 November 18, 2003 QuoteOr drive to the crappy part of town...get doing about 70 and then chunk it at a homeless person pushing a stolen grocery cart. You cracked me up. Reminded me of the old WKRP episode of when they pitched turkeys out of the helicopter. Oh, the horror! thx. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #21 November 18, 2003 "WHO KNEW TURKEYS DON'T ACTUALLY FLY??" Love that episode!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 November 18, 2003 QuoteReminded me of the old WKRP episode of when they pitched turkeys out of the helicopter. Had to be one of the best episodes ever!!! "How was I supposed to know turkeys couldn't fly?" -Herb Tarlington (I think) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #23 November 18, 2003 QuoteChopchop we need that chicken. Can you Fed Ex it overnight? Send it to my office... I have plans for it.... Sure... what's your FedEx #? But.. um... you're not going to let Timmae have his way with it, are you? or worse yet... let him put it in his oven.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #24 November 18, 2003 Chopchop, Are you going through our refrigerator and trying to sell off our old food again?? I don't think they like mold sweetie. _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #25 November 18, 2003 QuoteChopchop, Are you going through our refrigerator and trying to sell off our old food again?? I don't think they like mold sweetie. You know me baby... anything for a buck.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites