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vonSanta

X-mas is coming - it's kiss arse time!

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Yes yes yes. I have my lists, being Santa and all that.

However, being a rather unscrupolous individual (not to mention a Fat Old Bastard) I can very much be affected by sucking up and arse kicking. As I tell my helpers "Lick up and kick down, that's the way up the corporate ladder lickety split"

You all KNOW you've been naughty. And I know it too. In fact I got most of it on video tape (coming to an X-rated cinema near ya).

So lemme hear it. What are you willing to do to make up for all that naughtyness and ensure you get the cool new Santa "it's so elliptical it's practically just a line in the air" 54 sqft canopy?

Am waiting. But not forever.... Remember: it's not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Santa.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
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You all KNOW you've been naughty



Quite the contrary!! Nothing but a good girl here. So the question is...What are you going to do for all of us who are well-behaved?!:)


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A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions. -Oliver Wendel Holmes

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Quite the contrary!! Nothing but a good girl here. So the question is...What are you going to do for all of us who are well-behaved?!:)



Wow, she's an okay liar!! ;)

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