thursday funny

[Jayruss 0]

Ever wonder about people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103 %? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%.

K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, Attitude will get you there, and Bullshit will take you over the top.

But look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

So the next time someone ask you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[alanab 0]

thats funny... but for some reason it reminds me of a philosophy proof

[CrazyIvan 0]

And BOOBIES makes 67%, not too shabby.

__________________________________________
Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[leroydb 0]

cooter=79

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[panzwami 0]

well hell, using that rationale.....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

equals 338%!

I'm napping my way to the top!!!

Matt
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[chuteless 1]

The fullness of anything can only be measured ias 100%.
Look at the word " HUNDRED " which has a numerical value of 74.

So too, do the following capitalized words, all have a numerical count of 74, which is equal therefore to the Fullness of one "HUNDRED"
JESUS = 74
MESSIAH = 74
The HEAVENS he created = 74
His GOSPEL = 74
His KINGDOM = 74
Only Jesus is the mediator BETWEEN God and man=74

If you add GOD, which has a numerical count of 26 to any of those words, your will also get
74
26
_____
100 showing all things of God are seen in a fullness of 100 as in "percent"

Notice too, that it was God that gave man the 26 letters of the universal alphabet, and everything you can name in this world can be done by using those 26 letters, given by GOD=26.


God also gave mankind the numbers to use

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
first midst last

and all numbers are made from those nine numbers. the "O" is a cipher and not a number and must be used with a number to denote an amount.

The Bible ( King James version) has a total of 1189 chapters, and we can see that those numbers are equal to a Fullness

1 numerical value is 34
1 " " " 34
8 " " " 49
9 " " " 42
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159

Look too, at God's word which was first published in the

NATION = 73
of
BRITAIN = 73, and this SEVENTYTHREE has a value of 166,

which is similar to the 1 Bible containing a total of 66 books.

It was King JAMES = 48 who was inspired by God to first publish the Bible, and the 48 is seen as

40 = 84
8 = 49 and together they are
______
133 which represents a fullness of 1 with the MIDST of the 66 books in God's word.

The Bible was first published in LONDON = 74 which is equal to the fullness of 100, and that city is located exactly on the

PRIME = 60
Meridian = 73
____
133 , again equal to 1 fullness with the midst of the 66 books.

London England, is the center of the world, with 12 hours to the international dateline in either direction, and from the center of the world, God's word can go out to the "four corners of the globe. North, East, West, South.

England, is also known as GREAT = 51
BRITAIN = 73
and together seen as ____
the center of 124 or
1 -24 hour day.

Look at the five habitable continents of the world...

AMERICA = 50
ASIA = 30
EUROPE = 80
AFRICA = 38
AUSTRALIA = 102 and totalling
______
300.

This is the the habitable continents that mankind lives in during that 24 hour day, and if you take and add the numbers from 1 to 24 inclusive, the total is also 300, and this

THREE = 56 and
HUNDRED = 74

with a total of 130, which is


1 = 34
3 = 56
0 = 10 ( the cipher 0 always counts as 10)

______ giving a fullness of
100


There is more to numbers and letters and their relationship to God's creation than you could ever possible know.

The earth is the Lord's and the fullness thereof, the world and they that dwell therein Psalm 24:1

[jceman 1]

Here's US$0.35.

Buy a clue.

I know, they only used to be a quarter, but the price for top-notch ones has gone up recently.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[Jayruss 0]

wonder where snow cones come from?

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

[turtlespeed 226]

nice and BTW Post whoring is 164%

Yeah!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[happythoughts 0]

A Scotsman was visiting relatives in Canada and one of them took him on a fishing trip in the northwoods.

"Wow, what's that over yonder?" the Scotsman asked his cousin.

"That's a moose," said the Canadian.

"Aye!" exclaimed the Scotsman, raising an eyebrow. "If that be a moose, I'd sure hate to see your rats!"