Pammi 0 #1 November 20, 2003 If you have pets, you might need this! Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 November 20, 2003 QuoteIf you have pets, you might need this! Pammi Wow!! I'm stunned!! This person has stolen my idea and is making money from it!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 November 20, 2003 were you shoping for Merrick when you found those?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #4 November 20, 2003 he actually sold it?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 November 20, 2003 Quotehe actually sold it? She actually bought it?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZoneRat 0 #6 November 20, 2003 Yes, the foil hat is all well and good to keep the FBI out of my cats head, but then *I* wont be able to read my cats thoughts either! And that's important. Don't believe me? Here's what I got the last time I ran an..umm... cat-scan: > > DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. > > DA Y 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed. > > DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. > > DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. > > DAY ! 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. > > DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time. See what I mean?“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shedao 0 #7 November 20, 2003 This is too funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdC 0 #8 November 20, 2003 I saw a story on the news about capes with metallic thread for dogs to help with the static charge in the air when it is storming outside. Cincy Post A dog would never wear that hat. Big Ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 November 20, 2003 Thank you! Very funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
