Kellogg's helps SAVE kittens!!!

[kansasskydiver 0]

Quoted directly out of my Psycology of sexual behavior book

"Best known for his cereal (corn flakes), J.H. Kellogg wrote about the dangers of masturbation, which he believed to be the cause of many mental and physical problems. Like many of his contemporaries, Kellogg help repressive views of sexuality. His cereal was originally intended to hellp curb consumers' sexual appitites, although it's effectiveness was never systematically evaulated."

so if you just don't feel like it some night, or can't get it up. instead of the girls having a headache and the guy not being into it, just tell your partner you ate corn flakes that morning

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[Casie 0]

OK....this is just CRAZY! Nope, not gonna believe it

~Porn Kitty
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[kansasskydiver 0]

lol i'm not kidding, i can scan the page it's on. it's in my freaking pyscology book. i couldn't believe it either. it's the only reason i took teh class.

buddy came up to me wanting me to take the damn class, i told her hell no. she whipped out her book, showed me the boobies and the first line on page 3, then i was SO in the class lol

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[Fast 0]

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[CrazyIvan 0]

That's weird because I always get a bowl of corn flakes after killing a kitten.

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[Slappie 9]

Actually Casie, he's not bullshittin. Kellogg was an extreme..

Now here's another take on this topic.. Check out #19 & #18

STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

[CrazyIvan 0]

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Actually Casie, he's not bullshittin. Kellogg was an extreme..

Now here's another take on this topic.. Check out #19 & #18

STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

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[kansasskydiver 0]

7. Never read pornographic material. Never read about your problem. Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act."

doesn't that mean the person in question shouldn't be reading the list either lol

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[EdC 0]

I found this about different foods used to decrease sex drive. Kellogg

Big Ed

[Casie 0]

OMG! This is tooo fuckin hilarious! Masturbation is a natural part of life.....geez!

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of clothing which would be difficult to remove while half asleep

~Porn Kitty
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[Casie 0]

I found it very difficult for anything to decrease my sex drive............it ain't gonna go away

~Porn Kitty
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[EdC 0]

it was over a hundred years ago, they still thought the world was flat. We've come, pardon the pun, along way since then.

Big Ed

[freeflygoddess 0]

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3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.

What does that say about AA????

[Tailgate 0]

Man, that's a lot of cornflakes

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[DJatLarge 0]

They forgot to mention "wedding cake" as something to eat ty kill sex drive. This usually affects women more than men.

Maybe my ex-wife ate too many grahm crackers as a child or something

[bch7773 0]

Wasn't this the same reason someone invented graham crackers?

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[kai2k1 0]

BWAAHHHHH!!!!

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[freeflir29 0]

C'Mon!!! I live in Cleveland for God's sake. If I couldn't masturbate their REALLY WOULDN'T be anything left to do here. Except maybe breath.....and shovel snow.

[souleh 0]

*strokes his pussy*.. er, cat... *tucks into some cornflakes* - yum!

'buttplugs? where?' - geno

[DJatLarge 0]

STOP IT!!

YOU'LL GO BLIND


Save a Kitten, eat cornflakes!

[McDuck 0]

Yeah, but what good are all of those steps if SATAN NEVER GIVES UP? Apparently, while God kills kittens when we masturbate, Satan Is Arsenio Hall'ing from below.

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"I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC
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[marcandalysse 0]

Check out the satire fictional account of Dr Kellogg in "the road to wellville" by T. Coraghessan Boyle. It was hilarious! The movie was bizarre, with Anthony Hopkins playing the Dr and Matt Broderick and Briget Fonda but then again, so is the book.