Nightingale 0 #1 November 20, 2003 Ivan, I'm sure this has been posted before, but I'm too lazy to go look. www.snopes.com Claim: FBI agents holed up in a psychiatric hospital attempt to order pizza delivery. Status: True. Example: [Collected on the Internet, 1995] FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda. Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered? Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital. Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent. Pizza man: You're an FBI agent? Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is. Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital? Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas. Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents? Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood? Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here? Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent? Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving. Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this? Agent: I have my check book right here. Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents? Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked. Pizza man: I don't think so. Click. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #2 November 20, 2003 Too funny nightingale, ive got tears streaming down my face!!!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 November 21, 2003 LOL!!! I needed that giggle...Thank you!!~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #4 November 21, 2003 that is awesome!!!! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kramer 0 #5 November 21, 2003 QuoteIvan, I'm sure this has been posted before, but I'm too lazy to go look. Quote That was probably the funniest part of the whole thing for me. -Kramer The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites McDuck 0 #6 November 21, 2003 It's interesting that even the "Repost Police" is a non-paying position, plenty of people are willing to pin the badge on and start wading through posts. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites crapflinger2000 1 #7 November 21, 2003 Even though Snopes supposedly called it true, sounds like BS to me. Who the hell oders exactly 67 cans of soda? Wouldn't you round it up and order a specific drink (i.e. Pepsi)? Can you even get cans of soda or would you get those litter bottles? How do we have an exact transcript of the conversation? Does Pizza Hut record all it's phone in orders? I have too much time on my hands to think about this shit... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites DJatLarge 0 #8 November 21, 2003 I actually had to deliver a pizza or two to nurses stations at a looney bin in my younger days. Once, I had to go up to the nurses station on the 3rd floor, and someone (i'm guessing a patient) was just saying help over and over again. A bit un-nerving for my 20 year old mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkydiveNFlorida 0 #9 November 21, 2003 That was funny!! angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #10 November 21, 2003 QuoteI have too much time on my hands to think about this shit... but you're still great Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites andy2 0 #11 November 21, 2003 [QUOTE]How do we have an exact transcript of the conversation? Does Pizza Hut record all it's phone in orders? [/QUOTE] Dude...The way I thought about it once the pizza guy hung up on the FBI guy the FBI guy started busting out laughing and then told his FBI agent friends, and then someone posted it. I dont think pizza hut is involved in the propagation of this transcript. --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
McDuck 0 #6 November 21, 2003 It's interesting that even the "Repost Police" is a non-paying position, plenty of people are willing to pin the badge on and start wading through posts. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #7 November 21, 2003 Even though Snopes supposedly called it true, sounds like BS to me. Who the hell oders exactly 67 cans of soda? Wouldn't you round it up and order a specific drink (i.e. Pepsi)? Can you even get cans of soda or would you get those litter bottles? How do we have an exact transcript of the conversation? Does Pizza Hut record all it's phone in orders? I have too much time on my hands to think about this shit... __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #8 November 21, 2003 I actually had to deliver a pizza or two to nurses stations at a looney bin in my younger days. Once, I had to go up to the nurses station on the 3rd floor, and someone (i'm guessing a patient) was just saying help over and over again. A bit un-nerving for my 20 year old mind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveNFlorida 0 #9 November 21, 2003 That was funny!! angela. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #10 November 21, 2003 QuoteI have too much time on my hands to think about this shit... but you're still great Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andy2 0 #11 November 21, 2003 [QUOTE]How do we have an exact transcript of the conversation? Does Pizza Hut record all it's phone in orders? [/QUOTE] Dude...The way I thought about it once the pizza guy hung up on the FBI guy the FBI guy started busting out laughing and then told his FBI agent friends, and then someone posted it. I dont think pizza hut is involved in the propagation of this transcript. --------------------------------------------- let my inspiration flow, in token rhyme suggesting rhythm... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
