funks 1 #1 November 20, 2003 I say it is his turn..Who is right?....On top of that he wants me to drive an extra hour to a DZ that is further away just because he is broke and has 4 jumps on credit there...To make matters worse he is trying to extort umpteen cases of beer out of me that he claims I have never purchased....he is a demanding greedy little bastard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #2 November 20, 2003 That jumper is me. and if you think that he should buy the beer he ows (he has never bought beer, EVER) you will say it is his turn to drive!!!! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #3 November 20, 2003 If you owe or are guilty of multiple beer violations you should just look at having to drive as beer tax/interest. Quit yer bitching, PAY UP AND DRIVE!!! PS: Dude, can I get a ride too? JKidding... -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 November 20, 2003 I think YOU should drive & go to the further DZ.....cause HEY...you're gonna be jumpin regardless, who cares where; right? Don't buy the beer~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #5 November 20, 2003 I think you should shut up and drive there and buy beer and donate jump tickets to HH for this thread! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #6 November 20, 2003 Good think'in, you rock! -Biffin PS: Can I still get that ride????? Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 November 20, 2003 QuoteI think YOU should drive & go to the further DZ.....cause HEY...you're gonna be jumpin regardless, who cares where; right? Don't buy the beer Heh . . . You are one to talk!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #8 November 20, 2003 ah, my buddy got me wasted and made me drive him to the ranch from manhatten. at 3 AM. ended up being great fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #9 November 20, 2003 YOU drive while intoxicated????? OMG!!! BADSTACYBADSTACY! LMAO -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #10 November 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteI think YOU should drive & go to the further DZ.....cause HEY...you're gonna be jumpin regardless, who cares where; right? Don't buy the beer Heh . . . You are one to talk! Oh TURTLE, this is different! Tell ya what, if I don't have to work this weekend, I'll drive to Aggieland; how bout that~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #11 November 20, 2003 it was jimbo. then he didn't jump. bast- oops i can't say that word here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #12 November 20, 2003 You can say bastard ... you just can't call Jimbo a bastard ... which is not what I'm doing ... it's just an example. Here's another example: Please hand me that fine lathe bastard. A machinist may need to decipher that one for you. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #13 November 20, 2003 Oh yeah..Go ahead and drive to the DZ that's FARTHER away. Buy some beer too.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #14 November 20, 2003 See I called my buddy a bastard but that is only because his father left him at a very early age. Which is why I think there is a lot of resentment coming from him and why he is perhaps so needy. So using the term "bastard" is acceptable if it is an accurate statement...correct? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #15 November 20, 2003 Honestly I didn't notice you called him one.. I was referring to Stacy's post. But since you so very well justified calling your friend a bastard then it's acceptable ... then again do you see my name in green buy the beer.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bean 0 #16 November 20, 2003 Jimbo is deffinately NOT a bastard!!! Will I get in trouble if I say his mom is hott??? (yes, with 2 T's hot!!!) WINKWINKWINK -Biffin Swoo Rodriguez #1020, LawnDart, AR #007 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #17 November 20, 2003 I'm no machinist but I understood that! I keep my fine lathe bastard on the peg next to my reamer and my inside calipers . I do, really. My suction pump is kept separately in a drawer with the lubricants. So THIS is "talking shop" ? Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #18 November 21, 2003 ok, thats it. my parents are still together and i am not a bastard!!! Now i think that anyone who doesn't buy beer is purposely not holding up a tradition that is sacred to everyone here. Funks drinks like a fish on the weekends so there is no excuse. By the way, he has been jumping since October of 2000, not buying beer is a crime!!!!!! I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #19 November 21, 2003 OK i sentence you 2 to one case of beer each, one tank of gas each and 2 jumptickets each, happy now?? court ajourned. There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #20 November 21, 2003 QuoteOK i sentence you 2 to one case of beer each, one tank of gas each and 2 jumptickets each, happy now?? court ajourned. OK, I will buy the beer, I will even be a nice guy and buy some fruity wine coolers for bastard son zettler since he doesnt like the taste of beer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 November 21, 2003 QuoteYou can say bastard ... you just can't call Jimbo a bastard ... which is not what I'm doing ... it's just an example. Here's another example: Please hand me that fine lathe bastard. A machinist may need to decipher that one for you. Hand me that bastard fileYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #22 November 21, 2003 If he's your friend and he's tight on money, just drive and buy some beer. That's what friends do for each other. I always drive and I always buy beer. I guess that's why I'm making friends at the DZ. The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wzettler 0 #23 November 21, 2003 I would agree with you, that is what friends should do. BUT, some of my friends are real cheap... I think when Jesus said "love your enemy" he probably meant don't kill them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
