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has this got anytrhing to do with badgers? can it have something to do with badgers?



You and that bloody badger song! Okay, already....[singing] badger, badger, badger...mushroom! [/singing]

How hot is that? :P
Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
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this post has confused me greatly, but then i am both drunk and blonde...



No my dear, all is well... just come and follow us...this will not hurt a bit.......:D
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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You and that bloody badger song! Okay, already....[singing] badger, badger, badger...mushroom! [/singing]



Badger badger badger, badger made of clay
Badger badger badger, with badg....


Ooops.. That's not quite right.

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god damn it...

however, it was probably a wise move... they may have helped make my ass look half decent, but they would have sucked in the helping me free fly department.. i'm a floaty bastard... its sit flying naked from now on.

Can anyone lend me some gaffer tape to stick my willy down with??
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See. I told ya you shoulda bought those Pantz, Zeemax. It woulda been guaranteed. Guuaaaarrrrrannnnnntttteeeeeeeed.



I am drawing him into the realm...will seduce and sucker er I mean entice him into purchasing said pantz....to which he will forever be grateful for such assistance...:)

However I am still awating the fruites of my purchase......:o here pilot pilot...

Bawahahaha
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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[shamelessly cooperating] okay, count me in on those jumps...I'll fly base! ;):$;)[/shamelessly cooperating]


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Can anyone lend me some gaffer tape to stick my willy down with??

Oh, honey..I'll play along. Okay, will someone get some tape for the poor man's willy...apparently it requires it's own safety strap! :P
Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
-Salvador Dali

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Can anyone lend me some gaffer tape to stick my willy down with??



Um my dear, I dont think its your willy you need to be worrieing about...um think about it,....:S er...um....eeeewwww grooossss

One word....INFLATE
She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway."
eeneR
TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto

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I'm not familiar with this...todger...of which you speak? Perhaps this is an English term. I would try to pronounce the word, but apparently I have an "american" accent. Wouldn't want to offend!

Hmmm....I need another beer...anyone?

No worries, I'll get my own...now how do you open this thing again? (thinking...now a thing of the past)
Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
-Salvador Dali

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Nooooo! This thread will not end on an explanation of the todger! It must return to the deep, dark wilderness of sexual inuendo! Or back to the topic at hand!

Did I mention that there are three skychicks here all drinking and posting and an interesting lack of available men? (ahhh...better, now!) :P

Okay, okay...since this is a skydiving forum...I did my first three way today and it rocked! And eener took me for a 2way fly which was equally awesome! And I love my new helmet! Hello, addiction, sweet friend! ;)
Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic.
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Lisa, are you trying to get the whole two weeks into one night?


Well, you won't let me disappear for two more weeks so I gotta do somethin'!

Besides, it's not my fault. eeneR and Dagny are bad influences on me. They twisted my arm and forced me to drink beer.

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