eeneR 3 #1 November 24, 2003 Airplanes usually kill you quickly, a woman takes her time. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go". Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations. Airplanes can be flown any time of the month. Airplanes don't come with in-laws. Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time. Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes. Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines. Airplanes expect to be tied down. Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills. Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good. ROFLMAO.....She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #2 November 24, 2003 QuoteHowever, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good. NOOO SHIT!!! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 November 24, 2003 QuoteAirplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong. Well...I guess the Casa/Skyvan with Garretts is an exception. At least they will stop whining when you shut them down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
