ladyskydiver 0 #1 November 25, 2003 How's your aging intelligence? Take the following test here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces are so you don't see the answers until you have made your own.... OK, relax, clear your mind and.... begin. =========== 1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?? If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4. 4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than one degree, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. 5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 November 25, 2003 LOL...I've done this before and it still got me~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 November 25, 2003 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World." If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.*** So what do the little cows drink then? Those teets are there for a reason, no?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themitchyone 0 #4 November 25, 2003 Quote If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than one degree, you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. This one threw me. According to some a website I found (a highly unreliable source, likely ) I found this answer: "One full rotation which is 360 degree corresponds to 12 hours, or 12 x 60 = 720 minutes. So for every minute, the hour hand on the clock moves 360 / 720 degree = 0.5 degrees" reference: "If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girl's sports such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kpjumps 0 #5 November 25, 2003 LOL~ You think too much, have too much time on your hands or you need to jump... Which is it?Your character will ultimately determine your destiny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamT 0 #6 November 25, 2003 That is correct, and the hour hand move 30 degrees in one hour. But the question was expecting you to use the precedent of 1/60th a minute which is wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 4 #7 November 25, 2003 Hey Lady, How are you doing, not moving again I hope? I got them all right. But at my age I need to retest every week. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #8 November 26, 2003 Hey, Sparky! Doing ok. Hope all is well with you. I got a job and am working as a business analyst. It's only a consulting position for 3-4 months, but it's money coming in. Congrats on getting them all right. At your age - bah! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #9 November 26, 2003 QuoteThat is correct, and the hour hand move 30 degrees in one hour. But the question was expecting you to use the precedent of 1/60th a minute which is wrong. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
