happythoughts 0 #26 November 25, 2003 Quote"It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. Would this include my ex-wife? You won't notice much of a difference in the quality of the sex, but the dishes will pile up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #27 November 25, 2003 QuoteQuote"It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. Would this include my ex-wife? You won't notice much of a difference in the quality of the sex, but the dishes will pile up. What a trade, dirty dishes for silence after sex. That's the deal of the century. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #28 November 25, 2003 in North Carolina its legal to beat your wife and kids as long as its on the court house steps on the first sunday of of each month.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #29 November 25, 2003 QuoteA Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. WHAT!!!! Say it aint so. IT AIN"T SO! See one of my other posts re: this "law". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 November 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteA Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. WHAT!!!! Say it aint so. IT AIN"T SO! See one of my other posts re: this "law". Whew, I though tI was gunna hafta go down there and get postal!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #31 November 25, 2003 Quotein North Carolina its legal to beat your wife and kids as long as its on the court house steps on the first sunday of of each month. Hmmm...what can I file in North Carolina..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #32 November 25, 2003 Nearly at the bottom... Quote A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. Anyone fessing up and turning themself in yet? There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #33 November 25, 2003 QuoteAnyone fessing up and turning themself in yet? If you're thinking of turning yourself in.....Don't. I can keep your secret in exchange for HOT SEX. Andrea? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #34 November 26, 2003 Quotein North Carolina its legal to beat your wife and kids as long as its on the court house steps on the first sunday of of each month. Do they have to be yours or can you just pick some? Like maybe the one is sitting next to you in a chair at the DMV. He sticks his arm into his mouth all the way up to the elbow and then wipes it on your arm. Then the mother smiles and says "Kids..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #35 November 26, 2003 The Romans would crush a first-time rapist's gonads between two stones. I think we need this law in the us for rapists and pedifiles. _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #36 November 26, 2003 In Biblical times, unmarried women who were caught in the act of fornication were stoned. I think it's pretty much the same today. It's the only way that I can talk them into it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #37 November 26, 2003 Quote It's the only way that I can talk them into it. You have to be a good shot though. If you don't disable them in the first shot or two they scream and run away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 November 26, 2003 QuoteQuote It's the only way that I can talk them into it. You have to be a good shot though. If you don't disable them in the first shot or two they scream and run away. Gentleman that I am, if they should trip and fall while running away, I will help them up eventually. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 November 26, 2003 QuoteI will help them up eventually. Kinda like a sheep over a fence? NOW WE'RE TALKIN!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 November 26, 2003 A reporter in the middle east and his Arab driver are going along a road and see a sheep with its head stuck in the fence. The reporter says, "I wish that was Shannon Elizabeth". The Arab say, "I just wish it was dark." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrogNog 1 #41 November 26, 2003 QuotePeople forget the laws even exist, even the lawmakers. Lawmakers are paid to make new laws, not remember the failures or waning needs of previous ones. That's part of my cynical theory why lawmakers actually prefer NOT to solve anyone's problems, and gravitate toward the wrong answer as often as possible. It also explains why the 10th amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America is the doormat to the (Federal) Senate and Congress: it says that regarding most situations the people in those buildings should refrain from making laws. As if! -=-=-=-=- Pull. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 November 26, 2003 Along these lines.........I remember a guy getting arrested for shooting at a deer after dark near my house. (Popular redneck past time in Georgia) Well...he used the head lights of his car to see the deer. The way the law is written they couldn't charge him with the "BIG ONE" because he didn't use an external light. So...one of the things he was charged with was "Shooting a Gun on Sunday" Apparently that was illegal some HUNDREDS of years ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
