turtlespeed 226 #1 November 25, 2003 Look out Eloy . . . "Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law. Ivan would be so proud.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 November 25, 2003 QuoteIn Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. im just thinking some dumb ass had to actually do this for them to make the lawif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 November 25, 2003 A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons. WHAT!!!! Say it aint so.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elfanie 0 #4 November 25, 2003 QuoteLook out Eloy . . . "Female breasts," according to the Arizona Supreme Court, don't constitute "private parts" under state law. Ivan would be so proud. Why would breasts be considered "private parts" in any part of the country? *confused* -------------------------------------------- Elfanie My Skydiving Page Fly Safe - Soft Landings Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #5 November 25, 2003 "It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States." ooohhhh... I think turtle is in trouble... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 November 25, 2003 Quote"It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States." ooohhhh... I think turtle is in trouble... I don't know any dead people.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #7 November 25, 2003 what about male breasts? MAN BOOBIES!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 November 25, 2003 QuoteIn Alabama, it's against the law for a man to seduce "a chaste woman by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage." So, how do they say if lying is against the law? It's gotta be pretty quiet on dates. QuoteIt's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. At a house of ill-repute, you hear "Bob, the dead ones full again..." QuoteAn 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera. That hardly seems like a fair trade. During the VN war, you could join the Marines instead of going to jail, but the opera? Uggghhh QuoteIn Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish. Word to the wise, kill that fish first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 November 25, 2003 Hmm...I have to doubt the legitimacy of these based on: "Vending-machine condom sales are banned in such states as Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin." Considering that there are condom vending machines in the rest stops on the PA state turnpike. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 November 25, 2003 QuoteHmm...I have to doubt the legitimacy of these based on: "Vending-machine condom sales are banned in such states as Hawaii, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin." Considering that there are condom vending machines in the rest stops on the PA state turnpike. Soooo, you spend a lot of time in rest stops big boy? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #11 November 25, 2003 Well...I've been in emergency need of a condom on a recent road trip. It's 5.5 hours to Pittsburgh and my girl couldn't wait Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 November 25, 2003 Hmmm "Something About Mary" comes to mind.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #13 November 25, 2003 QuoteHmmm "Something About Mary" comes to mind. I WAS JUST PEEING!!! Yeah, Yeah, I was just peeing, too. Yeah, me too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 November 25, 2003 QuoteWell...I've been in emergency need of a condom on a recent road trip. It's 5.5 hours to Pittsburgh and my girl couldn't wait Know what you mean. My "girlfriend" used to hang out at the rest stops too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #15 November 25, 2003 I debated putting this in the context of rest stops...I knew you sickos would take this route. I actually see vending machines all over the place, just thought I would point out that a state run entity has them even though it's supposedly illegal. Either that or I hang out at rest stops to pick up gay men for sex. Your choice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #16 November 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteWell...I've been in emergency need of a condom on a recent road trip. It's 5.5 hours to Pittsburgh and my girl couldn't wait Know what you mean. My "girlfriend" used to hang out at the rest stops too. Ow, man that hurt just reading it. Good one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #17 November 25, 2003 Beat Ivan to the punchMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 November 25, 2003 QuoteBeat Ivan to the punch HA! Yes, it's similar, but Unique all the same. Completely different site.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 November 25, 2003 I think that most of these laws are like the many "oral sex" laws. It has been illegal in a lot of places for a lot of years, but largely ignored. People forget the laws even exist, even the lawmakers. That said, your personal life is your own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SeaKev 0 #20 November 25, 2003 QuoteQuote"It's illegal to have sex with a corpse anywhere in the United States. Would this include my ex-wife? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #21 November 25, 2003 QuoteOw, man that hurt just reading it. Good one. Thanks. It takes a lot of diligent effort to be a qualified sicko around here. It helps if you've got someone feeding you the straight lines. Let's look at it this way. If Sexual Harassment laws were enforced, Clinton would be making license plates until no one used cars. "I kinda had sex, but it was only with one, errr... two, errr... how many have I been caught with?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #22 November 25, 2003 QuoteWould this include my ex-wife? I certainly wish that my ex-wife was a corpse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #23 November 25, 2003 Quote"I kinda had sex, but it was only with one, errr... two, errr... how many have I been caught with?" His head, or the one in his lap? That would probably hurt worse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PhillyKev 0 #24 November 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteWould this include my ex-wife? I certainly wish that my ex-wife was a corpse. BA DA.....SWISH Thank you, and goodnight!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #25 November 25, 2003 Naw, he's prolly requested that before and Billary said her GF would get mad.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
happythoughts 0 #21 November 25, 2003 QuoteOw, man that hurt just reading it. Good one. Thanks. It takes a lot of diligent effort to be a qualified sicko around here. It helps if you've got someone feeding you the straight lines. Let's look at it this way. If Sexual Harassment laws were enforced, Clinton would be making license plates until no one used cars. "I kinda had sex, but it was only with one, errr... two, errr... how many have I been caught with?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #22 November 25, 2003 QuoteWould this include my ex-wife? I certainly wish that my ex-wife was a corpse. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #23 November 25, 2003 Quote"I kinda had sex, but it was only with one, errr... two, errr... how many have I been caught with?" His head, or the one in his lap? That would probably hurt worse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #24 November 25, 2003 QuoteQuoteWould this include my ex-wife? I certainly wish that my ex-wife was a corpse. BA DA.....SWISH Thank you, and goodnight!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #25 November 25, 2003 Naw, he's prolly requested that before and Billary said her GF would get mad.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
