RoysPlayThing 0 #1 November 27, 2003 POST YOUR POEM THATS CORRUPT FOR A XMAS FUNNY....HERE IS MINE... twas the night before xmas, and all through the house... My whole crazy family, Has slept with my spouse. The stockings were hung, In hopes Nick would show... But we already knew, That St. Nick had a hoe. So all we could wonder, Was if she was good.. If failing his job, Really made him feel good. So I ran to my bed, To hop on my man... When I tripped over wine corks, And fell on my can. Then noises were mustered, From up in the sky... I saw it was Santa, So I sprang from my guy. Just wait there a minute, I told my Boy Toy... You know-The chopchop, The one known as Roy. I think Santa brought me, The gift that I need... Please show me my gift- Santa finally agreed. Here's your request, Here is that thing.. Here is the flying device- that I bring. With smiles that never- was witnessed before.. I ripped up the wrappings, And then head for the door. A rig with some tickets, In colors of red... Were second to wishes- Skydiving ahead!! So Santa got something, I'm not shy to say... To video chopchop & me- In the hay!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
