Other Reasons to Hate Computers

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http://extlab1.entnem.ufl.edu/IH8PCs/other/index.htm

Contributions from truly enlightened people who feel as I do :

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
Anyone who trusts technology, doesn't understand technology.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Talk about memory, this system includes a sense of guilt.
He who dies with the most toys still dies.
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "Up Over"?
If all is not lost then, my God, where is it?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of the song?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Belfry: Directory for .BAT files.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Designing the Technology of Tomorrow... Sometime Late Tonight
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on.
Oh! Oh! Oh! - Dyslexic Santa


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need to fix the clicky

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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all fixed