Personal attacks -- email reposts & fake cops

[quade 4]

Don't do it.

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[chaoskitty 0]

Fake cops?

[quade 4]

A couple of days ago there was a post made by a person claiming to be a detective from a police department looking for information about some people. The post was -clearly- a post made as a personal attack by a fellow dz.com member and NOT from an actual police officer.

Don't do it.

If you have something to say about someone, don't make it a personal attack and for cryin' out loud don't pretend to be a police officer.

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[chaoskitty 0]

Okay, not doing that seems reasonable. No worries.. I'm a good kid. And I'm not the only one.

[freeflir29 0]

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and for cryin' out loud don't pretend to be a police officer.

Yeah...especially since there are SEVERAL real ones that post here...Oh...Now and again.

[kmcguffee 0]

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Yeah...especially since there are SEVERAL real ones that post here...Oh...Now and again.

Lol, portraying a cop on the internet? Isn't that a Federal violation Clay?

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin

[freeflir29 0]

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Isn't that a Federal violation Clay?

Yeah....I don't think it matters where or how you do it. It's still a felony.

[SkydiverRick 0]

Lol, portraying a cop on the internet? Isn't that a Federal violation Clay?

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

Sometimes the stupid things that real people do are more unbelievable than stupid things that fictional characters do in films. It's sad, really.

[kpjumps 0]

Jeeze, when I got on here a couple of months ago I wondered what a moderator was and what do they do here... Seems like you all have your hands full and our jobs are similiar. Only the masses I attempt to control all day are five and six years old.

Never mind...think my job is easier!!

Your character will ultimately determine your destiny.

[kmcguffee 0]

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How do you get the donut crumbs out of the keyboard?

I'm saving them for you Rick. I'll bring it to the dropzone next weekend.

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do." Ben Franklin

[freeflir29 0]

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How do you get the donut crumbs out of the keyboard?

The donut crumbs are usually washed off my keyboard by the spilled coffee.

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

(Homer's voice) Mmmmmm....donut crumbs...drooooool

[Deuce 1]

That is all different kinds of stupid. Emergency services are well represented in skydiving.

Please come pull something like this at my DZ. "Retired is latin for: authority without accountability"

What are they going to do? Fire me?

Hey, Clay-doh. Come out and see us again at BAS. Hills are turning green, mountains have snow, beer is cold.

[freeflir29 0]

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Hey, Clay-doh. Come out and see us again at BAS.

Trust me....as soon as it turns up on the schedule I'll be lettin ya know!!



Retired??? Man.....I can't wait to utter that word when it applies to me! Just 18 more years to go!!!!

[Deuce 1]

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Just 18 more years to go!!!!

Or one botched surgery!

[Muenkel 0]

Retired????????

Whoa, whoa, whoa...I can't deal with the fact that a person only 2 weeks older than me is retired.

So, have you moved to Boca yet?

Chris

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[freeflir29 0]

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Or one botched surgery!

No doubt....If I ever have a bad on the job injury....I'll need your Doc's name and number.

[Deuce 1]

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I'll need your Doc's name and number.

Well, SheepRomeo, it goes like this: "I will retire you now, or you can have a plantar fasciaotomy".

"Uh. B."

"Ouch!"

"Sorry"

"Hey, doc, I can't feel my toes. Why is AARP sending me all this RV crap?"

"Kelly, you seen the bulletin? You got retired today!"

"First I heard of it"

"Yeah! You get half your pay tax-free, and healthcare for life!"

"But I can't go back on the street?"

"Never again"

"Whatever"

Many lust after it, but life is detestable in florescent light hell.

[freeflir29 0]

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Many lust after it, but life is detestable in florescent light hell.

Yes it is......... This job is even starting to bore me. (Have you figured out I'm hard to keep entertained) I keep thinking about going to Iraq so I can get a little excitement. Maybe I have "Employment ADHD"

"Under fire.....Animal Mother here is one of the finest human beings on the planet. He just needs somebody to throw grenades at him for the rest of his life."

[sunshine 2]

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This job is even starting to bore me. (Have you figured out I'm hard to keep entertained)

That's cause you're sober at work. Try having some Bacardi and it won't be so boring.

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I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[MikeMcLean 0]

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A couple of days ago there was a post made by a person claiming to be a detective ...

Silly me, I thought you meant the repost police.

It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

[skybytch 273]

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especially since there are SEVERAL real ones that post here...

Yeah there are. I've seen one of them in uniform even.

And damn he looked hot.

[Snowwhite 0]

I'll second that. Maybe wasn't even the same guy, but I was thinking how good he would look OUT of that uniform.....

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[sducoach 0]

Hey,
15 years and out as an Lt. from Jackson Co. Sheriff's Airwing and we do nnnnnoot have sssticky key boards from donuts and cofffffee! It's jelly rolls!!!!

Blues,

J.E.

James 4:8