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but first, does anyone know from how high a stunt man can fall into those piles of cardboard boxes and mattresses and survive?



Why does the phrase, "here, hold my beer. . . " come to mind ??:D

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but first, does anyone know from how high a stunt man can fall into those piles of cardboard boxes and mattresses and survive?



Hey...if you're planning to be the first one to land a birdman suit...make sure to let Real TV know. ;) You know how they are always looking for skydiving footage.
But only the good stuff. B|

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"Why does the phrase, "here, hold my beer. . . " come to mind ??:D"

Yeah, wonder why ? ;):D I'm thinking Darwin Awards ;):D
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Ok, I've found this on the internet, but I don't know for sure how he landed.
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The greatest height from which a stuntman has leaped in a freefall was 335 m. (1,100 ft.), a stunt performed for the film Highpoint (Can., 1979) by Dar Robinson from a ledge at the summit of the CN Tower, Toronto, Canada.


http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/index.asp?id=50600

This guy must have been at terminal right?

Forget the birdman suit, let's go bigger. Anyone for the first 4-way to land with out a parachute?

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Ok, I've found this on the internet, but I don't know for sure how he landed.

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The greatest height from which a stuntman has leaped in a freefall was 335 m. (1,100 ft.), a stunt performed for the film Highpoint (Can., 1979) by Dar Robinson from a ledge at the summit of the CN Tower, Toronto, Canada.



This guy must have been at terminal right?

Forget the birdman suit, let's go bigger. Anyone for the first 4-way to land with out a parachute?



**hands sunshine his beer and cell phone**
Sure are we exiting linked or freeflying the exit?;)

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Actually, it was 232'.



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Are you saying the web page is wrong?



I was questioning that also...

I recall footage of Dar doing a jump from a large tower, but he was tethered by cable to a motor at the top, which allowed him to fall somewhat naturally, but then braked his fall gradually before reaching the ground. If that's the jump they're talking about, it wasn't true freefall, and there wasn't any impact into an air bag at the bottom.

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Whatever it is, remember, it's always much, much cooler if you light yourself on fire first!



You also forgot that no matter how cool it is, it's not funny enough unless there is a monkey somewhere.

My advice: Light yourself on fire, land the birdman suit on a matress and then let a monkey come and put the fire out!

Sure fire hit (no pun intended)!

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I was questioning that also...

I recall footage of Dar doing a jump from a large tower, but he was tethered by cable to a motor at the top, which allowed him to fall somewhat naturally, but then braked his fall gradually before reaching the ground. If that's the jump they're talking about, it wasn't true freefall, and there wasn't any impact into an air bag at the bottom.

That was the jump from 1,100 ft. I remember this (ya I'm that old) one, they also did a special about it on CBS.

The actuall record for a jump without a parachute was 232' into an air matress done for the movie "Hooper" I think that's the name.



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You also forgot that no matter how cool it is, it's not funny enough unless there is a monkey somewhere.

My advice: Light yourself on fire, land the birdman suit on a matress and then let a monkey come and put the fire out!

Sure fire hit (no pun intended)!



Yeah! Yeah!... hey, a monkey in a cute little fireman outfit! Eh? Eh!?! SO FUNNY when monkeys are dressed-up like hairy little humans... It's just so darned wacky :|

;)

So... what all are ya gonna need:
1. Lighter fluid
2. Trained monkey to use his "monkey hose" to put the flames out
3. Fire retardant Birdman Clown outfit
4. Rabid weasal to put into pants of clown outfit (All physical comedy is improved with the insertion of a rabid weasal in the pants)...
5. Beer and cell phone for Sunshine to hold
6. Some mattresses and boxes.

This is coming together nicely.
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