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Just saw a documentary about the stuff they gotta pull down on Discovery Channel. Wow! That is all I can say about that.

I would hate that job. :S
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Naa, you wouldn't hate it. It's a total rush and almost as fun as skydiving. I worked for Automobile Recovery Bureau in Detroit a couple of years after I got out of the service and it was a blast. There isn't anything quite like stealing a car from someone's driveway, then calling the cops and admitting it, lol..

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I was standing outside a MAJOR midwestern airport the other day. I was looking at this van that had been sitting there, unoccupied, for several minutes. Out of nowhere the tow truck appears. He had it hooked up and was pulling away by the time STUPID comes out and starts bitching up a storm. It got really funny when the tow truck just pulled away. I thought I was gonna fall down laughing when STUPID chased him on foot the entire length of the front of the airport. I was thinking to myself....You'll just walk back tired. A couple minutes later......he walked slowly back....still panting. :D I was caught between thinking...Man that would SURE SUCK to get your car towed from the airport.....and....What kinda dumbass leaves there car unattended RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TERMINAL!!! :D

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There isn't anything quite like stealing a car from someone's driveway, then calling the cops and admitting it, lol..



That's what I was thinking......You get paid to steal stuff! What fun!!! :D



See, now I was initially thinking the same thing, but then they show the clips of Billy-Bob chasing down the street shooting at them. At least I'm not getting shot at while skydiving. :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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At least I'm not getting shot at while skydiving.



Getting shot at is a WAY bigger rush than skydiving any day! ;)



Rush...okay. Fun?? B| I bet not! :P
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I worked for Automobile Recovery Bureau in Detroit a couple of years after I got out of the service and it was a blast.
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Sounds familiar, just wondering if its like National Auto Recovery Bureau in South San Francisco, aint no bank repo shop, you know, where you get a set of keys. Very interesting way to make a buck. Got to drive some pretty nice vehicles. I was just a driver, not the repo man. Still made some decent money.

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Just saw a documentary about the stuff they gotta pull down on Discovery Channel. Wow! That is all I can say about that.

I would hate that job. :S



But they can be real assholes.
Had two repo men show up at my door looking for 3 dvd's I had kept from a video store that closed.
Why does it take two people to repo three dvd's?


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But they can be real assholes.
Had two repo men show up at my door looking for 3 dvd's I had kept from a video store that closed.
Why does it take two people to repo three dvd's?



Dude, they use repo men in Canada for recovering DVDs? That is some seriously funny shit. :D:D:D:D Why didn't the store just charge your credit card?

Repo men for DV-f**k**g-Ds...that tops it!! :D:D:D:D
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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used to work with a guy that had done a little repo when he was younger. said sometimes it wasn't really hard and others it was.... had this one guy he tried to get his car for months.. every night the guy would put his car up on blocks and take the tires inside so it couldn't be drivien away... he had an ocasional time he got shot at too.. but not often..... normaly just waited outside the peoples houses, when they went inside he would unlock the door to the car with the provided key and drive it off.....

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dropdeded,
We were bonded to a bunch of banks across the nation and sometimes they had key numbers (new cars) and sometimes they didnt, which was most of the time. We had to do what was necessary, lol, and I have some pretty funny stories, but all in all, I had a great time.
TripleF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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My best time while hauling cars, on a "secure" car (or so the manufactur would like you to believe):
97 BMW 740i
From walkup (locked doors, no keys) to drive off, 7 seconds.

At first glance, they seem like very secure cars. That little experience taught me that if they (thief or repo) want your car, they will take your car, and there's not much you can do about it, besides sleeping in your car.
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Yeah, I was riveted by those shows last night



Yup, I watched it too, kick ass show. Looks like it would be an absolute blast. Then I made the mistake of watching XMA. After 4 years of Tae Kwon Do I was sitting there thinking "yeah, point fighting isn't fair, its bullshit and those competitions suck."
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I would hate that job. :S



Yep, especially if you had to repo a P.O.S. '93 Ford Escort base model from some woman pregnant with twins, tears streaming down her face...it's her only car, you bastages!! And her husband was deployed..."Just take my china you heartless fiends! It's worth more anyway!" [:/]:([:/] >sniff< >a-hem< >sniff<...not that Iwould know or anything...
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there's not much you can do about it, besides sleeping in your car.




Lol...I had a debtor who once locked a doberman inside the unit...I opened the door, jumped in, keyed it and as I spun around to look out the back window to see where I was backing...the dog's nose touched mine, lol. Can you say toilet tissue?? Hehehe...

TripleF

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Had a Mercedes coupe (?) on a cradle snatcher, tryin to get it down a steep ass driveway in Sauselito, guy runs out and jumps in the car. Had to drop it.
Repoing cars on a busy city street is SO much easier and safer than taking it on some country road, with two houses for ten miles.

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Aww, bummer, dude...I never lost one. I had a few I couldn't find but once my hands were on it, it was mine. Never used a wrecker either. I had a set of pushbars on the front of a company car and used them and/or a chain to move vehicles if I couldn't pick the locks or straightwire them. Mind you, this was in the early 70's, most of the units didn't have locked steering (that started in 68/69) and we didn't have the new style wrecker you can just "bump and run" with.

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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Just saw a documentary...


I worked in the industry for almost six years as an independent operator with my own equipment and hide-away tow truck. I worked the ghettos exclusively around the bay area where the big shops refused to go because of liability issues and the race card. I made a lot of money for my clients and myself too. However, it's not a job for a married man with dependents.

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I worked the ghettos exclusively around the bay area where the big shops refused to go because of liability issues and the race card.
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Dude, the Pink Palace on, I think Golden Gate? Hunters Point:)

Then theres the "voluntary", 35 ft southwind Motorhome, just help take out the microwave and its all yours fella's:)
Then there was Guerneville, buncha T-Shirted, rolled up sleeved bull dykes that wanted to kick our asses B|

Man, so many stories...

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