jumper03 0 #1 December 2, 2003 I can't leave the boards for a few days without the badgers getting loose and threatening the mushrooms and driving off the snakes....I feel Ron Howard's pain. Damn - time to bring some order to this unruly badger flock - or is it badger band? badger pod? Maybe badger herd? I'll stick with bunch of badgers for now..... Well, I've been on a whirlwind tour of the US -4100 miles in less than 7 days - visiting potential mushrooms and wannabe badgers. I can safely say that I think we have a star mushroom on our hands - award winning performances each and everytime. I was moved - Scorsese should be so lucky to find such a mushroom.... As for the badgers that auditioned...well...sorry guys. You just didn't have that bounce. The heart was definitely there but that badger soul didn't speak to me as you bounced. I won't mention any names to protect the sanctity of the directory/badger relationship but lets just say McDuck needs to work on his arm wave/bounce coordination. I can feel the badgers moving within me right now - this will be a glorious film....action packed with drama in each snake slither..... Somebody needs to work on a poster for the premier.... In preparation, everybody should practice your badgerness on the 5th as per numero uno badger's direction, the mushrooms can just chill and keep looking cute and the snakes need to be getting in some ab workouts. Director Jumper.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflygoddess 0 #2 December 2, 2003 Hey there badger 3 and Mr director....I am glad you are having fun...can't wait to see you in Eloy.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 December 2, 2003 I'd actually rather read about Chopchop's sex life instead of the badger crap. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #4 December 2, 2003 QuoteI'd actually rather read about Chopchop's sex life instead of the badger crap. not me... at least the badger stuff doesn't make me jealous MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #5 December 2, 2003 QuoteI'd actually rather read about Chopchop's sex life instead of the badger crap. somebody's not a having a good day. you should do the vid w/ us! it's going to be more fun than you think _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #6 December 2, 2003 QuoteI'd actually rather read about Chopchop's sex life instead of the badger crap I would prefer to hear and talk about skydiving than either...but hey...I'm old. Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 December 2, 2003 QuoteI would prefer to hear and talk about skydiving than either...but hey...I'm old. You're not old, you're da bomb diggity baby!! I'm loving you a 2nd time. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #8 December 2, 2003 Wow! I am so honored that there are threads that transgress to my sex life with no participation from me! thanks Sunny One! Now.. anyone want to hear about the other night when I tied plaything to the bed face down and tortured her with ice, a hot metal thing and the spanking sticks? all the time with the room lit by candlelight and me wearing my robe with the hood up? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoysPlayThing 0 #9 December 2, 2003 QuoteI'd actually rather read about Chopchop's sex life instead of the badger crap. oooh, oooh, oooh!! PM me, I got some sex Gossip!! _______________________________________________ My mind is like a parachute...it functions only when open. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #10 December 2, 2003 QuoteWow! I am so honored that there are threads that transgress to my sex life with no participation from me! thanks Sunny One! Yeah.. I must admit, I am impressed! Most threads in talk back get infected with ChopChop's sexlife ha ha!! Iwan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 December 2, 2003 Quoteoooh, oooh, oooh!! PM me, I got some sex Gossip!! I'll add you to my IM list. IM is much better for sex gossip. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #12 December 3, 2003 Hey I'm proud to be Badger # 12!!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #13 December 3, 2003 right on!! i am damn proud to be the #1 shroom_________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WrongWay 0 #14 December 3, 2003 Quoteright on!! i am damn proud to the #1 shroom So is it okay for badgers to eat shrooms??? Yes, I meant it how it sounded. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #15 December 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteright on!! i am damn proud to the #1 shroom So is it okay for badgers to eat shrooms??? Yes, I meant it how it sounded. I sure as hell hope so!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JumpScars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #16 December 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteright on!! i am damn proud to the #1 shroom So is it okay for badgers to eat shrooms??? Yes, I meant it how it sounded. I sure as hell hope so!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jump what?! huh?! _________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #17 December 3, 2003 Quote what?! huh?! mushroom - mushroom!!!Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #18 December 3, 2003 wouldn't know from experience, but i have heard that eating shrooms make you high. . . . . ._________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #19 December 3, 2003 Quotewouldn't know from experience, but i have heard that eating shrooms make you high. . . . . . hmm....i like high places....i like shrooms too....I like them both I do. being high on a shroom? so wie die hexe on a broom? Yes please.Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 December 3, 2003 be careful that you don't eat one of those tosdstools, though. Badgers can eat badgers, AND mushrooms! This is going to be fun. Snakes, y'all can't eat anything but yourselves and any louts you find.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #21 December 3, 2003 This is enough to make me want to come to Eloy!! A badger & mushroom orgy sounds extremely entertaining. Specialy with the talent we've got in this cast!! The female parts... The men don't hold a candle to me.. edited: to add the disclaimer "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
