turtlespeed 226 #1 December 3, 2003 I searched, but could not find. so here is my version of a wednesday funnie. > >> > >>Morning at the White House: > >> > >>White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk > >>into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties on his arm. Somewhat > >>used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went about their > >>daily tasks. The day wore on, several VIPs were ushered in and out of the > >>Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important affairs of the > >>state. Each one left with a puzzled expression on their face but no one > >>dared ask the President's personal business. Finally, Betty Currie, > >>Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office between appointments and > >>gently closed the door behind her. "Mr. President," she said. "We've > >>come to expect many unusual things from you but we're all quite concerned > >>that you seem to be wearing a pair of woman's panties on your arm. > >>Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble." "Oh no," the President > >>grinned, "it's The Patch. I'm trying to quit." > >> > >>I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 December 3, 2003 another one. A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to praise and Worship." "Thank you!" the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Immediately, the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 December 3, 2003 Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas > to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and > pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates. The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols."~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #4 December 3, 2003 I think my co-workers must be asking themselves why I keep slapping my forehead. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
