Al Gore = Porn Tycoon?

[AggieDave 6]

Here's my thought.

1. Al Gore invented the internet
2. Porn is what drove the advancement of the technology on the internet (video streaming, etc).
3. Porn is the majority of the traffic on the internet.

Thus:

4. Al Gore must be a porn tycoon.






(before the left side of the forums go apeshit, this is a joke).

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[turtlespeed 226]

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Here's my thought.

1. Al Gore invented the internet
2. Porn is what drove the advancement of the technology on the internet (video streaming, etc).
3. Porn is the majority of the traffic on the internet.

Thus:

4. Al Gore must be a porn tycoon.






(before the left side of the forums go apeshit, this is a joke).

Sounds logical to me.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[kai2k1 0]

LMAO!! Thats all ive got to say about that!

There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan

[jumper03 0]

I'm wit Turtle...
Sounds good to me.

Scars remind us that the past is real

[billvon 3,120]

Yeah, Al might be a porn tycoon, but I was _in_ one! (A naked jump I once did somehow made its way onto a Playboy channel movie.) Never got any money for it though. I wish I'd have gotten paid even $5 - I could frame it.

[PhreeZone 20]

Not bad... but whats it say about the right side when it takes them 3 years to come up with a joke about Gore?

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

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[Tailgate 0]

This is why logic makes sense

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[TheAnvil 0]

That is the most awesome bit of logic I've heard all day.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[weegegirl 2]

What?!?!?! Al Gore... a PORN STAR?????

[turtlespeed 226]

No, he just invented it. His boss was trying to be the star.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[LivingInClip 0]

If this is the case, then he is one of the greatest men ever, right along with Hugh Hefner.

*hugs 20 gigs of porn and stack of playboys*

[pop 0]

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Here's my thought.

1. Al Gore invented the internet
2. Porn is what drove the advancement of the technology on the internet (video streaming, etc).
3. Porn is the majority of the traffic on the internet.

Thus:

4. Al Gore must be a porn tycoon.






(before the left side of the forums go apeshit, this is a joke).

Bush looks like a monkey, walks like a monkey, acts like a monkey, therefore BUSH IS A MONKEY!!!

(this too is a joke )

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[turtlespeed 226]

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Here's my thought.

1. Al Gore invented the internet
2. Porn is what drove the advancement of the technology on the internet (video streaming, etc).
3. Porn is the majority of the traffic on the internet.

Thus:

4. Al Gore must be a porn tycoon.






(before the left side of the forums go apeshit, this is a joke).

Bush looks like a monkey, walks like a monkey, acts like a monkey, therefore BUSH IS A MONKEY!!!

(this too is a joke )

Mike . . . you have been in california too long. Sad, really sad.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[bodypilot90 0]

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Yeah, Al might be a porn tycoon, but I was _in_ one! (A naked jump I once did somehow made its way onto a Playboy channel movie.) Never got any money for it though. I wish I'd have gotten paid even $5 - I could frame it.

who would have guessed BillVon, pornstar of the air

[pop 0]

I didnt like the monkey even when I lived in Texas.

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[AggieDave 6]

Come on man, atleast my "logic" joke had some thought behind it. Come up with a creative one about Bush (knowing you, if you put a little thought into it, it'd probably be freak'n hilarious!)

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[pop 0]

You telling me there is no logic behind walk act talk like a duck therefore is a duck?

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[Sheenster303 0]

Very nice valid argument. The premises followed the conclusion very nicely. uh oh.........been at school wayyy too long today.

I'm so funny I crack my head open!

P.M.S. #102

[billvon 3,120]

My favorite Bush joke:

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.

Bush asks how she knows if they're intelligent.

"I do so by asking them the right questions," says the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

Bush watches as the Queen calls Tony Blair and asks, "Mr. Prime Minister, please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"

Tony Blair thinks for a moment and responds, "Well, that would be me, ma'am."

She hangs up. "See how easy that is?" she asks Bush.

Bush nods. "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"

Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. Bush summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."

"Of course," says Helms.

Bush poses the question: "Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?"

Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

"Listen, I have this serious national security issue. Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

Powell answers immediately, "Why, that would be me, of course."

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! It's Colin Powell!"

And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you idiot, it's Tony Blair!"

[AggieDave 6]

Man, I had forgotten about that one, that's a classic.


This is sort of like Aggie jokes, I really enjoy them, although I am a Bush supporter, a funny joke is a funny joke.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Lee03 0]

What, so "Goofy" is trying to claim credit for inventing porn now?

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