jumperconway 0 #1 December 3, 2003 What happens when you have 1) nothing to do 2) a sharp knife 3) a large lime 4) a patient cat 5) too much tequila 6) and it's football season? ANSWER: Tequila cat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blueskyserenity 0 #2 December 3, 2003 What a cute and patient cat, you should be very proud. Not only is it football season, but lots of tequila is always a good thing. Did the cat have some tequila too to make it so paitent? I like coconuts. You can break them open and they smell like ladies lying in the sun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vdschoor 0 #3 December 3, 2003 That is a cool helmet! Now at least she is protected from Professor Xavier reading her mind... (sorry.. watched X-Men 2 this week) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 December 3, 2003 Okay... just so you know.... THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE POST!!!!! i'm dying over here... can't breathe... laughing too hard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #6 December 3, 2003 Where do you get all these animal pictures? (By the way, I've become an Old Hand right now!) Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #7 December 3, 2003 Quote(By the way, I've become an Old Hand right now!) BEER!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #8 December 3, 2003 Quotehey ivan?? Hey Alana, Sorry if it's been posted, I don't go to Talk back often and I don't need to be bitch slapped by Ivan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #9 December 3, 2003 UMM Ivan?? ahemm IVANNNN !! There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newshooter12 0 #10 December 3, 2003 not sure my cat would sit still for that limet. She'd rather have the salt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #11 December 3, 2003 Conway....you had me rolling on the floor cracking up....good one!!!! 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tailgate 0 #13 December 3, 2003 Ivan, Book him Dano _________________________________________________ Let me live in my house by the side of the road and be a friend to man- Sam Walter Foss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #14 December 3, 2003 Quote (By the way, I've become an Old Hand right now!) Well congratulations Kelly! P-W!! My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #15 December 3, 2003 Thats a nice helmet but where is the D box at?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #16 December 3, 2003 QuoteP-W!! Look who's talking! Kelly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flypunk 0 #17 December 4, 2003 Ivan, Ivan, Ivan.... or either that or jeff, come on, somebody do the honors.... Run while you can buddy... ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #18 December 4, 2003 QuoteIvan, Ivan, Ivan.... Run while you can buddy... ...perhaps the Beetlejuice invokation of Ivan only works for women? I'll give it a try... "Ivan Ivan Ivan!!"~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 December 4, 2003 Darn it, looks like my magical Ivan-conjuring powers have failed . ...looks like you got away with a warning and weren't fully ticketed (or what'd you say? Bitch-slapped ) I'll go slink back into my post-wh@ring abyss... I was looking forward to a good slapping, too. Lil' virtual sadism to finish off the day... Edited 'cause I can't freaking spell tonight...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ypelchat 0 #20 December 4, 2003 QuoteWhat happens when you have 1) nothing to do 2) a sharp knife 3) a large lime 4) a patient cat 5) too much tequila 6) and it's football season? ANSWER: Tequila cat Yves. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
