sdctlc 0 #1 December 3, 2003 Great recipe.. Though I am not much of a baker, I'm making several batches this year!!... ; ) Christmas Cookie Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ... just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kai2k1 0 #2 December 3, 2003 Looks like you for got the last one. Call the EMT's cause yo may have alcohol poisoning. LOL There's no truer sense of flying than sky diving," Scott Cowan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #3 December 3, 2003 at first i didnt read the post cause who need another cookie recepie? then i saw jose on the ingredents and read further! haha, thats funny shit. rotflmao! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #4 December 4, 2003 repost, sort of http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=299842;search_string=CHERRY%20MISTMAS;#299842 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=299402;search_string=CHERRY%20MISTMAS;#299402 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=33715;search_string=CHERRY%20MISTMAS;#33715It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdctlc 0 #5 December 4, 2003 Repost, come-on there, two of the noted threads are from a year ago and the third was from two years ago. I cant pre-check a post funny "He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #6 December 4, 2003 Bring some of the cookies to the DZ next clear weekend!!! Free Food soaked in Tequila is really good food!!! Missed you there last Sunday. I managed a couple good ones! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #7 December 4, 2003 Don't forget the lime and the coconut!!!Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #8 December 4, 2003 I am working on becoming a repost police lieutenant and I must impress Ivan It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
