ltdiver 3 #1 December 4, 2003 Take a look at Scorpio.... What would -you- do? December 3 Horiscope SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) : So you decided to leave your comfort zone. You dared to scare yourself for a good cause. Having researched all the options, you found the skydiving school with the best safety record. Later, fully trained, you felt reasonably confident as you went up in the plane and hurled yourself out the door into the emptiness. Hallelujah! Your parachute opened successfully. Your descent was smooth. Alas, at the last minute a strong wind blew you away from your target and your chute got snagged on a tree. Now you're safe and sound, but stranded high above the ground. What's next? Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 December 4, 2003 Hmmm......I'm a Scorpio.....but I know how to land....Swoop even.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #3 December 4, 2003 You should read the others! Who ever comes up with these things? These particular ones are WAY off the charts.... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sheenster303 0 #4 December 4, 2003 Mine was rather accurate considering I've had my share of bad luck in the past couple of months. Now I just have to figure out how to stop the bad karma. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): What seems like bad luck is not always caused by the whims of fate. Sometimes it's the result of dumb decisions and their consequences. Take the "Curse of the Bambino." It has supposedly prevented baseball's Boston Red Sox from winning the World Series since the team got rid of future Hall of Famer Babe Ruth in 1920. But the real reason for Boston's enduring mediocrity is less occult: the racism of its owners. After Jackie Robinson finally integrated the game in 1949, Boston lagged far behind in signing black players. Not until the 1990s did the Red Sox catch up with other teams. Let this be a goad to your meditations, Pisces. Think about parts of your life that have seemingly suffered from bad luck. Identify the past events that are the true cause, and devise a forceful plan to dissolve the karma.I'm so funny I crack my head open! P.M.S. #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JadedLady 0 #5 December 5, 2003 Yes, I came across this in the newspaper on Monday, which is odd because I rarely read newspapers. Being a scorpio that just recently discovered sky diving this year, I found the coincidences very strange. I tore it out and kept it.~~~~ Rachel ~~~~~~~~~~~ -Converting the world one whuffo at a time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 December 5, 2003 LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The National Center for Atmospheric Research reports that the average cloud is the same weight as a hundred elephants. I suggest you use this fact as a metaphorical touchstone in the coming week. Are there any situations in your life that seem insubstantial but that are in fact quite massive? Can you think of any influence you regard as ethereal or feathery that might ultimately have the impact of a ton of bricks? This is the week you should check to see if outer appearances match up with what's inside. Does this mean that I should jump more? Hmm, Altitudinal Horoscopes.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
