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So. Went to DZ; clouds close in. No jumps. (Un)fortunately a friend had a digital camera so I decided to make good on my promise of taking some pics of my somewhat ehhm....colourful...rig.

It came with a handbag in matching colour, so I'm all set to go.

Oh yeah; I need a haircut and I need to learn that yer s'pposed to look at the camera. But I'm a bum, so you get what you get.

THIS rig is my only possible chance for semi-famousness. At least it tends to get people's attention. Notice the nice text on it B|.

Am the Count Of Coolness with this on, I tell ya. No Macho Man has anything on me.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

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Heh Faber, what was that guy thinking when he ordered the rig? Was he on LSD?

Actually it got sold to Rudbeck, then to my sister and now to me. Fits great, so I'm happy :D.

CrazyIvan; had to choose between handbag and Barbie. And I already had a barbie ;)

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

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A quote from THE WALL,
...and that, they call "PINK"!
(when I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimps/...of the "my little pony" rig:ph34r:)
If it works, fits, and is safe, then it's a good rig;)
Now get out there and "JUmp For The Cause!"B|
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Well, Fluffy (my main, a Safire 149) is a very nice. It has a nice light blue colour that crashes perfectly with the colour nuances of the rig. Not sure about the colour of the reserve, but I think it's a white Mayday.

Am ordering a free fly suit soon. So, right now I'm trying to work out what colours it should be for maximum overall effect. Ideas?

Oh yeah; since I'm a bum I won't shy away from actually trying out any and all suggestions B|.

Santa Von GrossenArsch
I only come in one flavour
ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

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Now hands up who has never used one of those on-line rig/canopy/Jumpsuit designers to make the most horribly gay, pastel shaded items that are garanteed to get you beaten up in the play ground.

no one... no I thought not... WE have all done that right? Never thought anyone would actually go ahead and order one though;)

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Dude, thats one of the gayest rig's I have ever seen, you absolutely need a matching jump suit, perhaps yellow with purple accents.
When I first got into the sport everything looked gay to me, now after one year it all looks normal, you'll fit right in.
BTW I like the name of your main.

blue skies

jerry




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Ok, so I get the flower pattern on the side of the legs? Roses, yeah?

Shite, I think I am actually gonna order that. It'll drive some of my friends who are rather...intolerant...of other sexual preferences than the "natural" ones a bit angry.

I bet I'll be invited into lots of girls tents too, since they'd consider me a non threat.

Wolf in lamb's skin. Oh yes, it's all coming together nicely now :)

Santa Von GrossenArsch
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ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst

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