goose491 0 #1 December 5, 2003 A Biker walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the biker, "What's the name of your penis?" The biker says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It', That guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies'." The biker looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over So the biker asks the man sitting to his left. Who sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," the thirsty biker asks, Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on ticken!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas's on his right,who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'. Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford Lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY....'Like A Rock!" and gives a wink. Even more shaken the biker has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims "The name of my penis is 'SECRET'. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the biker a beer, but with a puzzled look asked," Why Secret?" The biker says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!" My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 December 5, 2003 The funniest part abou that is the biker morphing into a cowboy and back again Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skysprite 0 #3 December 5, 2003 QuoteThe funniest part abou that is the biker morphing into a cowboy and back again Yeah I noticed that too and reread the first part over again to make sure I didn't just miss something. ~skysprite Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #4 December 5, 2003 LOL.. I noticed that... Then again, no biker I know would be a little shaken up over being in a gay barI promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #5 December 5, 2003 QuoteThe funniest part abou that is the biker morphing into a cowboy and back again I noticed that too! Guess I should have fixed it before posting... I kinda figured It gave the story a real 'village people' appeal. hehe Great weekend all, I'm out My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
