goose491 0 #1 December 5, 2003 The Moral of the Story... I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. S he would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked strai ght towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJatLarge 0 #2 December 5, 2003 Amen Brother!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #3 December 5, 2003 i heard that before but where it was the mother in law instead of the sister in law! good stuff though:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 December 5, 2003 Very original __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TXBLKBEAR 0 #5 December 6, 2003 Wish I would have left mine in the car. Airborne! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #6 December 6, 2003 QuoteVery original Ha ha haa.... "I fought the law and the, LAW WON." Sucks to be you, Goose...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
