diablopilot 2 #1 December 6, 2003 Probably a repost, but WGAF? QuoteFor anyone who hasn't seen this awesome recipe yet! Happy Holidays! Fruit Cake Recipe You'll need the following: a cup of water a cup of sugar four large brown eggs two cups of dried fruit a teaspoon of salt a cup of brown sugar lemon juice nuts and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it's the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMcLean 0 #2 December 6, 2003 QuoteProbably a repost, but WGAF? Ohh, goodie goodie cool, I get to repost a repost ....It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 December 6, 2003 QuoteQuoteProbably a repost, but WGAF? Ohh, goodie goodie cool, I get to repost a repost .... With a NOT WORKING clicky?. This one works __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
