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The goldfish




Little Nancy was in the

garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was

doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to

there,Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without

looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big

hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

"That's because he's inside your fucking cat."
"A peaceful heart leads to a healthy body; jealousy is like cancer in the bones ..."

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