Proper use of the "F" word

[tunaplanet 0]

The proper use of the F____ word

We all know that it isn't polite to use the F-word. However, there have been ten times in history where the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1999


And Number 1 . . . drum roll please . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." -Saddam Hussein, 2003

Forty-two

[skydiverbrian 0]

"Who the f___ farted?!" - heard on most planes on the way to jumprun

In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal

[CrazyIvan 0]

What the F_____, another repost - The Cops (2003)

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[Kramer 0]

"It was a f___, not a rape." -Kobe Bryant 2003

"Oh f___" -Michael Jackson 2003

"Hehehe, f___ers" -OJ Simpson 1995

"This is f___ing huge..." - Benjamin Franklin, 1752

"What that f___ is this?" - Helen Keller, 1938

"Who the f___ is that in the window?" - John F. Kennedy, 1963

"Get your hands off my f___ing hat." - Pope John Paul IV, 1988

"Alright, I'll get you your f___ing teddy bear. Just stop crying." - Michael Jackson, 2003

-Kramer

The FAKE KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMER!!!!!!!!!

[Lee03 0]

"I F___ed THAT? Heard from many a guy when the beer goggles are removed the next morning!

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To put your life in danger from time to time ... breeds a saneness in dealing with day-to-day trivialities.

--Nevil Shute, Slide Rule

[rmsmith 1]

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"Alright, I'll get you your f___ing teddy bear. Just stop crying." - Michael Jackson, 2003

Now that's sickening...guilty!

[SkydiveNFlorida 0]

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"I F___ed THAT? Heard from many a guy when the beer goggles are removed the next morning!

Holy F___ing Shit that's funny!

angela.

[JadedLady 0]

You know, while we are on the subject, let me point out something interesting... Did you know it is the only word in the english dictionary that can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb? Example:

"F**k you, you f**king f**k!"

...and it just sounds so pretty too! ;)

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Rachel
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-Converting the world one whuffo at a time.

[n2skdvn 0]

F__k IT

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[dropoutdave 0]

"We're on the fucking moon!!!!" Neil Armstrong.

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[WrongWay 0]

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"F**k you, you f**king f**k!"

;)

See now, you ALMOST got it...

It's
F*ck you, you f*cking F*CKETY f*ck!!
I'll let it slide this time, but DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!!

BTW, why no jumping today Rach??

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[JadedLady 0]

BTW, why no jumping today Rach??

[WrongWay 0]

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That's if we have enough people not too hung over from tonight ::wink::).

I think even I (yes the guy who doesn't really drink) might be getting thrashed tonight. I need some liquid courage, for what, I'll tell ya later.

See you tonight!!

Wrong Way
D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451
The wiser wolf prevails.

[ACMESkydiver 0]

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What the F_____, another repost - The Cops (2003)

"F_____ the po-lice." (every rap artist since 1986)

~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

[dropoutdave 0]

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"F_____ the po-lice." (every rap artist since 1986)

And Jay and Silent Bob.

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[Taz 0]

Another December day on the Northeastern seaboard, and all I think of is....

F*&% THE SNOW!!!

It's the Year of the Dragon.

[samhussey 0]

What about rhyme? To rhyme a rhyme that rhymes, for example? Any english boffins feel free to tell me Im talking crap if this is wrong...

[Gawain 0]

"It's not my f**king fault, Gunny, the f**king rifle's f**king f**ked up." - Private to GSgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[CrazyIvan 0]

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"It's not my f**king fault, Gunny, the f**king rifle's f**king f**ked up." - Private to GSgt Highway, Heartbreak Ridge.

"Who the f*** said that?" - Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[kallend 2,113]

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You know, while we are on the subject, let me point out something interesting... Did you know it is the only word in the english dictionary that can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb? Example:

"F**k you, you f**king f**k!"

Incorrect.

BTW ****ing as derived from the verb **** is a gerundive, not an adjective.

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