SkyAnt 0 #1 December 7, 2003 Hello boys and girls. Recently I moved house yet again to be closer to work. I have been spending all my spare time productively doing up my new batchelor pad. Painting bedrooms and moving furniture, installing a ceiling fan, cleaning cuboards and so forth, hardly skydiving at all even. But now Im back. Sadly due to an increase in rent I am back to dial up internet access which agh sucks big time!!!! "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 December 7, 2003 Who are you???? nice to see your back. hope your enjoying your new pad.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 December 7, 2003 I'm sorry....what's your name again?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #4 December 7, 2003 Welcome back. I have dial up internet access also, and yes it does suck. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #5 December 7, 2003 QuoteI have dial up internet access also, and yes it does suck. I guess i wont mention sitting on my couch with my laptop since i setup wireless in the houseif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #6 December 7, 2003 I'm soooo jealous. __________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #7 December 7, 2003 QuoteHello boys and girls. Recently I moved house yet again to be closer to work. I have been spending all my spare time productively doing up my new batchelor pad. Painting bedrooms and moving furniture, installing a ceiling fan, cleaning cuboards and so forth, hardly skydiving at all even. But now Im back. Sadly due to an increase in rent I am back to dial up internet access which agh sucks big time!!!! I'm afraid that I'm going to have to ask that your turn in your "Guy Card". Bachelors do not clean or paint in an apartment. This can only be due to some influence which has prematurely activated a "nesting" gene, which normally lies dormant until marriage. As a bachelor, to be on dial-up means that you will no longer be able to receive timely updates on what the battle of the sexes is doing, and as such, we cannot allow you to fall into enemy hands. Bachelor Code 24, Section 82, Sub-section 5.5.1, Paragraph B States: "In the event that broadband internet service places cost pressures on monthly operating expenses, sell furniture or forego hot-water in an effort to balance the budget. Under no circumstances should you be deprived of high-speed services preventing efficient downloading of vital materials relating to detailed photos and streaming video of boobies." The "Guy" intelligence estimates a 58% probability that a Type-A female may target you for "rescue & domination". This may affect your skydiving as well. Our technicians will be by your new place with the requisite lethal injection which you can administer yourself. Don't worry, it's painless. Don't worry, we're here to help. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 December 8, 2003 Nah what's happened is Australia has just started showing Queer Eye for the Straight guy and Ant is aqll reved up after watching a few eppisodes. Don't forget to shoozYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #9 December 8, 2003 Well heres a picture showing you how much I missed ya! LOL DONT WORRY its totally safeMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZoneRat 0 #10 December 8, 2003 Hey alright. ~G' oood Thinkin'! SCREW that skydiving bullshit... Chic's DIG ceiling fans! “There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophies.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #11 December 9, 2003 Jtval.... Thats cold man! I have not lost my masculinity. I'll download some bobbies right now to proove it too ya. P.S. The hot stewardess chick in the apartment downstairs gave me the advice on the colour for my bedroom anyway. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #12 December 9, 2003 OK who are you and where did you come from? (SPOT LIGHT) Where were you on the night of the 25th?Bottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
