Sebazz1 2 #1 December 9, 2003 THE HOMELESS MAN A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What are you kiddin' and catch a disease for ten lousy bucks!" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?" I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chute 0 #2 December 9, 2003 ROTFLMAOBottomless Beers and Blue Skies! * Brother_Brian * D.S.W.F.S.B. #2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 December 9, 2003 QuoteROTFLMAO Nice! I think that is what I would look like if I had to give up this sport.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #4 December 9, 2003 LMAO!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 December 9, 2003 Seb, if you keep posting stuff like this, i'm putting you back in the closet. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 December 9, 2003 Why did you let him out in the first place? Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 December 9, 2003 The Bytch let him out when she moved to FL. I guess i need to move to CA and take over as the closet master. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 December 9, 2003 OMG....LMAO!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #9 December 9, 2003 Thatss hilarious. 7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #10 December 9, 2003 Good one seb. Thats funny as hell except the golf should be skydiving "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
