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Women Needed to Test Orgasm Machine

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Meloy, of Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, is hoping to find eight more volunteers willing to have electrodes inserted in their spine and be connected to a pacemaker-size machine implanted under the skin to heighten their sexual pleasure.



I'm willing to go far for a good orgasm, but I'm not sure I want to enter the Matrix to do it :S
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LOL Riddler, fo sure fo sure. Screw having an implant in your spine to get off LMAO. That is the strangest way I have ever heard of in my life. I guess some people will do it though

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And if you come up a little short on the multiple, you can offer a full refund. Or put it in the fine print that you get to count yours.

dissatidfied customer: I paid $22K for a multiple orgasm, and so far all you've done is make my butt hurt!

jraf: Read the fine print. 3 orgasms is 3 orgasms.

Brent

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Does any one have $22,000 I can borrow?

"Hi everyone, this is Kathy, be careful not to touch her back right here or else- oops there she goes again..."



With a bit of re-writing:

"Hi everyone, this is Britney, be careful not to touch her back right
here or else - oops, she did it again."
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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