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Very, very stupid cop humor

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I like cops with a sense of humor.....I know several friends that took up law enforcement as a career, and lost their humor very quickly. I can see why, too, given the demands of the job.


Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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The thing is, nobody who gets popped for a warrant is going to get into that car without one hell of a fight. When you tell somebody up front your going to kick their ass, most times they will hold you to it.

Lots of times the police will have to transport a victim back to a group of folks, one of whom is the suspect, for an in-field line-up where the victim says "That's him, in the Raiders jacket". Problem is, after the victim's been assaulted, are they going to want to get into a police car through a door that says "We'll kick your ass"?

Poor victim. "Ah, man! You're going to kick my ass too?!"

Astoundingly and profoundly stupid. Stupid people are funny.

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for an in-field line-up where the victim says "That's him, in the Raiders jacket".



It's ALWAYS the guy in the Raiders jacket.....I'm glad I'm a Steelers fan. :)

Don
"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

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Dont remember if its Lamont, or Arvin, small towns close to Bakersfield where very recently it was brought to the publics attention that for some time now, when a deputy had to use a (how to say it), a certain amount of force, to uh, put someone into custody, they where awarded the "clubbed baby seal award". A small white stuffed baby seal, with red paint splattered on its headB|, which was placed on the deputy's desk.

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for an in-field line-up where the victim says "That's him, in the Raiders jacket".



It's ALWAYS the guy in the Raiders jacket.....I'm glad I'm a Steelers fan. :)

Don



Dude. You don't know the risk you are running. Around here, my Raiders paraphernalia is the best form of car insurance possible. I keep it visible in my car. Nobody's gonna steal it or break into it.

Courtesy, you know...


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Umm............ahhh...........
I don't know anything about cop humor in bad taste or anything.........
BUT as usual the press left out the rest of the picture...........
Cops can laugh at themselves too..........

"Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!"

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