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Rebecca

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HOLLY SHIZNIT! you must have some cliff notes or something:P

I like the holy hand grenade scene and the one where they are catepaulting jsut about everything (including cows)...I think thats where someone says one of my favorite lines... "I fart in your general direction":D
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his name is HANZ...j/k

I have a beautiful wife named christie...sorry to dissapoint you, but I am not gay:D



LOL - jk.

Well peeps, it's 4:55pm which means only one thing .....

BEER!!!!!

Have a good weekend, blue skies! (cause they damn sure ain't here....)

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I like the holy hand grenade scene and the one where they are catepaulting jsut about everything (including cows)...I think thats where someone says one of my favorite lines... "I fart in your general direction"



HEheheh :P


FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet?

ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Who's castle is this?

FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master Guy de Loimbard.

ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.

FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see?

ARTHUR: What?

GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!

ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?

FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)

ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?

FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a!

ARTHUR: Well, what are you then?

FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!

GALAHAD: What are you doing in England?

FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business!

ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!

FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!

GALAHAD: What a strange person.

ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man--

FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

FRENCH GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a


I fart in your general direction ;)



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Yo yoshi!...is that a sharpei?


If so....I have a hiliarious story about a dog show...a sharpei had MY NAME!!!! and when the owner kept saying "here kaylin, here kaylin...I started barking!" ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! and I tore up newspaper and made an ass of myself...damn good dog show! I won the BLUE RIBBON!





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Yo yoshi!...is that a sharpei?


If so....I have a hiliarious story about a dog show...a sharpei had MY NAME!!!! and when the owner kept saying "here kaylin, here kaylin...I started barking!" ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! and I tore up newspaper and made an ass of myself...damn good dog show! I won the BLUE RIBBON!



That's definitely a Sharpei.

Angela.



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